Prymatt Conehead Quotes in Coneheads (1993)

Lisa Farber: All men are pigs.

Prymatt Conehead: Ah, pigs. An omnivorous domesticated cloven-hooved vertebrate that defecates in the same place it consumes.

Lisa Farber: Exactly.

Prymatt Conehead: He was behaving like a flarndip?

Connie: [Confused] Flarndip?

Prymatt Conehead: A masher, a hustler, an uninvited grasper of cone.

Beldar Conehead: [Overhears this and is irate] FLARNDIP?

Prymatt Conehead: I was a young cone myself once. Before I met Beldar, I was very attracted to a young Thorasian forger. And I far as I was concerned there was no other life force in the universe that mattered. But then he got a job working at a volcano complex on some moon in the Petulaus Cluster. I never saw him again. And it broke my blood valve chamber.

Prymatt Conehead: You know Connie, I read in a magazine that you can talk to me about anything.

Connie: I think I'll have some Tang.

Prymatt Conehead: Ah Tang, the drink astronauts took to the moon.

Beldar Conehead: Astronauts to the moon?

[Beldar and Prymatt laugh]

Prymatt Conehead: When the High Master hears of the destruction of our ship, he will be most displeased.

Beldar Conehead: Affirmative. He will surely cut off my plargh and hand it to me.

Prymatt Conehead: Uuuugh!