Postal Clerk Quotes in Pump Up the Volume (1990)

Reporter #2: Is that box registered to a name?

Postal Clerk: Yes, of course that box is registered to a name, but I can't give it out to you.

Detective #1: [holds out his police badge] But you can to me.

Postal Clerk: Yes, sir, I can get it for you... instantly. That box is registered to a Mr. Charles U. Farley, 112 Crescent.

Reporter #2: But that's the address of the school!

Detective #1: Heh, Chuck U. Farley!

Postal Clerk: Oh, you're an attorney?

James P. Curtayne: Yeah.

Postal Clerk: Then you should know about a court order.

Postal Clerk: No foreign language letters leave the country.

Young Olaf: Why?

Postal Clerk: We're at war, with Germany.

Young Olaf: So they keep telling me. I tought ve von.