Bridget Cardigan Quotes in Mad Money (2008)

Nina Brewster: You spent the money!

Bridget Cardigan: What're you talking about?

Nina Brewster: [pulls off Bridget's glove revealing a $62,000 ring] This.

Bridget Cardigan: It's nothing, it's costume jewelry, it's not even real.

Nina Brewster: Really?

Bridget Cardigan: Yes.

Nina Brewster: Good!

[flushes it down the toilet]

Counselor: People your age in the work force are usually considered real pains in the ass.

Bridget Cardigan: Are you aware that statement is discriminatory and illegal?

Counselor: See! And you don't even work for me.

Molly: That could be your savings account!

Bridget Cardigan: I don't think so, it has money in it.

Bridget Cardigan: We can't turn ourselves in, if we do, Nina loses her kids.

Bridget Cardigan: [trying to assure Nina who are nervous about her sex abilities] It's like riding a bicycle... upside down.

Bridget Cardigan: We'll think outside the box!

Don Cardigan: Well that's good because we're selling the box and moving into a smaller box.

Nina Brewster: I don't want things I can't have.

Bridget Cardigan: Do you live in America?

Bridget Cardigan: Are you watching when everybody goes everywhere? I really hope so because maybe you can tell me why they can't use the facility in such a way as to keep everything in the facility.

Bridget Cardigan: You want to talk about this sweetie?

Don Cardigan: Why on earth would I want to talk about it? Its over!

Bridget Cardigan: You remember that frontline we saw on third world slave labor?

Bridget Cardigan: The yen is just going to have to take care of itself.

Bridget Cardigan: Hey, seriously guys, grow up, ok? I'm not your personal maid.

Bridget Cardigan: Oh, who'd you pick for the playoffs?

Barry: What playoffs?