Portman Quotes in D2: The Mighty Ducks (1994)

Lester Averman: Aw, I smell something.

Lester Averman, Goldberg, Jesse, Charlie, Adam: Goldberg!

Goldberg: It wasn't me!

Portman: [proudly] No, it was me!

Russ Tyler: Hey yo, team U.S.A., what you gonna do today, a million jumpin' jacks?

Portman: Man this kid's crazier than me. Just forget him!

[Jesse comes to the front]

Jesse: Man I'm gettin' sick of you!

Russ Tyler: And I'm gettin' sick of seein' the U.S.A. represented by a bunch of whining babies!

Jesse: Well, too bad you can't back up that mouth!

Portman: [as he takes the ice] Showtime!

Coach Bombay: That guy's a teenager?

Portman: [singing] Don't you know that everything's on fire?

Don Tibbles: Uh, yeah, hormones.

Coach Bombay: He's a goon!