Coach Bombay Quotes in D2: The Mighty Ducks (1994)

Coach Bombay: Hans couldn't make it?

Jan: Now don't get me started with that strudel head! He went back to the old country. He wanted to see our mother. She loved him more, you know!

Adam: [Sanderson slashes Adam] Aaaaaaah!

[the Ducks scream at the referee for a penalty call]

Coach Bombay: Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Hey ref, why don't you call something for crying out loud? He almost took his arm off!

Referee at Games: [sends Sanderson to the penalty box] That'll be two minutes.

Olalf Sanderson: Two minutes well worth it.

Ken Wu: Get in the box, you big goon!

Russ Tyler: Yeah, high-five some more. Man, my little brother could score on these guys.

Jesse: Man, why don't you go and bother him, then?

Jesse: Haha, I ain't even got a little brother.

Coach Bombay: Hey, Jesse. Quit gabbin' and get out there on the ice. Show me you want it, son. Let's go.

Russ Tyler: Yeah, show us you want it, son. Let's go!

Coach Bombay: Haven't you guys been training in the off-season?

Lester Averman: You know, I knew we forgot something.

Coach Bombay: Hey. How are you feeling today, Goldberg?

Goldberg: Lean and mean!

Coach Bombay: Ah, we've got a game against Italy, so I'll talk to you right after we win!

Coach Bombay: I've had a lot of distractions since I've been here in L.A.

[holds up a cardboard cutout of himself]

Coach Bombay: This is a distraction.

[the Ducks snigger. Bombay lights a match and throws it into a barrel]

Coach Bombay: This is a fire-in-a-barrel.

[places the cutout in the barrel]

Coach Bombay: This is a distraction-in-a-fire-in-a-barrel. Any questions?

[Stanson and Bombay are plaing three-bar]

Coach Bombay: One more post and you go home crying. By the way Stanson, you owe me a beachball!

[Bombay is eating ice cream with the Iceland trainer]

Coach Bombay: I thought Iceland was covered with ice.

María: No, it's very green!

Coach Bombay: I thought GREENLAND was green!

María: Greenland is covered with ice, and Iceland is very nice!

Jan: I see you met my new apprentice.

Charlie: Jan told me you did this job when you were my age.

Coach Bombay: That's right, and I hope he pays you more than he paid me.

Charlie: You got paid?

Jan: Eat, everybody, before the hasenpfeffer gets cold!

Portman: [as he takes the ice] Showtime!

Coach Bombay: That guy's a teenager?

Portman: [singing] Don't you know that everything's on fire?

Don Tibbles: Uh, yeah, hormones.

Coach Bombay: He's a goon!

Coach Bombay: What it is, it's a loafer. And we'll call it the Air-Bombay Loafer; "For kids who want to coach!"

Coach Bombay: We have a goalie, Goldberg.

Goldberg: Alright, bring 'em, man! I'm ready for this. Show 'em what you got. I'm the man! I'm the man!

[falls into leg split]

Goldberg: Ohh! Uh. Uh, help.