Peter Vincent Quotes in Fright Night (2011)

Ginger: Good show tonight right, baby-cakes?

Peter Vincent: You were late again on the "Devil's Torture Chamber".

Ginger: I have something for you, look.

[she gives him the middle finger]

Ginger: You were early again. In the bedroom.

Peter Vincent: Fuck you!

Ginger: I will fuck myself. Someone's gotta do it.

Peter Vincent: Don't do anything I wouldn't do. That doesn't narrow it down. That's like, mini-golf and sushi.

Charley Brewster: Wait a minute. You get deliveries this late?

Peter Vincent: Yeah. Um, no. I don't know.

Charley Brewster: Oh, shit. No. You said that guy could come in. That's a...

'Evil' Ed Thompson: [interrupting] That's an invitation, airhead.

Peter Vincent: How did you get in here?

Charley Brewster: Well security is a little lax since everybody got their throat torn out.

Peter Vincent: You think I'm hanging out with Dracula? And the Easter Bunny? Fuck off!

Peter Vincent: Ginger, we got a delivery.

Ginger: [eating ice cream] I'm watching my program! You get it!

Peter Vincent: You're TiVo-ing it, you lazy cow!

Peter Vincent: Let's kill something.

Charley Brewster: You think if you live and we all die, you'll be able to get us out of your head?

Peter Vincent: No, I know I won't. I never could after the first time. So I told myself that I made it up. I was a kid. Figured it was easier to believe in monsters.

Charley Brewster: Made what up?

Peter Vincent: The vampire that killed my parents, but not me. You think I collected all this stuff because it was bitching?

Peter Vincent: I'm a great date. Get me drunk, and I'll try anything.

Peter Vincent: [grabbing his crotch] Leather, it doesn't breathe, you know? Fucking rashes are fucking killing me!

Peter Vincent: [to Charley] I'm gonna pop your cherry.

Peter Vincent: First we need some holy water, and some communion wafers.

Alex: Communion wafers? The stuff you get from the church? Am I going to hell for this?

Peter Vincent: [after Charley apologizes for thinking that Regine and Belle were vampires] Such a thing simply could not happen twice, Charley!

Charley Brewster: It was a performance.

Peter Vincent: She cast no reflection!

Peter Vincent: [brandishing a crucifix] Back, spawn of Satan!

Jerry Dandrige: [chuckles] Oh, really?

[Dandridge grabs the cross, crushes it, and throws it aside]

Jerry Dandrige: You have to have faith for this to work on me!

Peter Vincent: I have just been fired because nobody wants to see vampire killers anymore, or vampires either. Apparently all they want to see are demented madmen running around in ski-masks, hacking up young virgins.

Peter Vincent: Mrs. Brewster. My God, the phone lines have been cut.

[Evil Ed arises from under the bed sheets with a wig on]

Evil Ed: I know.

[giggling]

Evil Ed: I DID IT!

Peter Vincent: Where is Charley's mother?

Evil Ed: [removes the wig] Oh, well, she's working nights. BUT!... she left a note.

[He chuckles like a speed freak as he removes the note from his pocket. He reads it]

Evil Ed: Mmmmmm mmm! His dinner... is in the oven!

[Charley turns to a now believing, now terrified Peter Vincent for help fighting vampires]

Peter Vincent: That's just a character I played in a movie! Peter Vincent's not even my real name!

Peter Vincent: I am Peter Vincent, vampire killer!

Billy Cole: Well, what do we have here? Vampire-killers?

[Billy begins to ascend up the stairs, and Peter draws his gun]

Peter Vincent: Stop... Stop, or I'll shoot.

[Billy ignores him and continues to walk up the stairs]

Peter Vincent: I'm warning you. Don't force me to shoot!

[Billy still ignores him, and Peter shoots him point blank in the head. His body collides down the stairs as Jerry begins to sneak up behind Charley and Peter. Charley turns around and draws out his cross]

Charley Brewster: STOP!

[Jerry covers his eyes, whimpering]

Charley Brewster: We have him.

[Jerry removes his arm from his eyes and looks down at Billy's body at the bottom of the steps]

Jerry Dandrige: Do you?

[Jerry smiles and retreats; Charley and Peter are confused]

Charley Brewster: What did he mean by that?

Peter Vincent: Nothing! He was just bluffing.

[Behind them, Billy rises... from the dead!]