Charley Brewster Quotes in Fright Night (2011)

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  • Charley Brewster: You read way too much Twilight.

    'Evil' Ed Thompson: That's fiction, okay. This is real. He's a real monster and he's not brooding, or lovesick, or noble. He's the fucking shark from Jaws. He kills, he feeds, and he doesn't stop until everybody around him is dead. And I seriously am so angry you think I read Twilight.

  • 'Evil' Ed Thompson: I really hate to be the one to tell you this, but that guy, your neighbor; yeah, he's a vampire man.

    Charley Brewster: My neighbor?

    'Evil' Ed Thompson: Yeah.

    Charley Brewster: Next door?

    'Evil' Ed Thompson: Yeah.

    Charley Brewster: Jerry. I just met him.

    'Evil' Ed Thompson: Okay. Jerry.

    Charley Brewster: That is a terrible vampire name. Jerry?

    'Evil' Ed Thompson: I didn't name him, man. I'm just reporting the facts.

  • Jerry Dandrige: This girl tonight. She's a handful, you know? Women who look a certain way, they... they need to be managed. It's true. Your dad ducked out on you, huh? Your mom, she didn't exactly say, but there's a kind of... neglect. Gives off a scent. You don't mind my saying, you got a lot on your shoulders for a kid. The two of you, alone. And your girl... Amy. She's ripe. I bet there's a line of guys dying to pluck that. Your mom, too. You don't see it. Maybe you do, but she's putting it out. It's on you to look after them. You up for that, guy?

    Charley Brewster: I think I can manage.

    Jerry Dandrige: Good. Because there's a lot of bad people out there, Charley. Everyone's got to look after his own business.

  • Charley Brewster: Wait a minute. You get deliveries this late?

    Peter Vincent: Yeah. Um, no. I don't know.

    Charley Brewster: Oh, shit. No. You said that guy could come in. That's a...

    'Evil' Ed Thompson: [interrupting] That's an invitation, airhead.

  • Peter Vincent: How did you get in here?

    Charley Brewster: Well security is a little lax since everybody got their throat torn out.

  • Charley Brewster: Ed came to me, and I turned my back on him.

    Amy: How were you supposed to believe him?

    Charley Brewster: I mean, he begged me. I mean, he really... And he was my best friend.

    Amy: I know but, Charley, people, they change.

    Charley Brewster: Yeah, and I just changed into a dick.

  • Charley Brewster: You think if you live and we all die, you'll be able to get us out of your head?

    Peter Vincent: No, I know I won't. I never could after the first time. So I told myself that I made it up. I was a kid. Figured it was easier to believe in monsters.

    Charley Brewster: Made what up?

    Peter Vincent: The vampire that killed my parents, but not me. You think I collected all this stuff because it was bitching?

  • Jane Brewster: Ed called. Again.

    Charley Brewster: Oh yeah?

    Jane Brewster: I'm tired of making excuses for you, Charley. If you don't want to talk to him, just tell him.

    Charley Brewster: Kind of defeats the purpose.

  • Jane Brewster: Hey, kid. Don't leer at the neighbors.

    Charley Brewster: Hey, she's the one that put the word on her butt. I'm just reading it.

  • 'Evil' Ed Thompson: You know Adam's missing, right?

    Charley Brewster: What do you mean Adam's missing?

    'Evil' Ed Thompson: I keep trying him. No texts, no phone calls, nothing. I don't know if you were paying attention to roll call, but he's not the only one that's gone.

  • 'Evil' Ed Thompson: What the fuck happened to you? We were inseperable.

    Charley Brewster: Yeah, well you know when my life started to get better? When I stopped being friends with you.

  • 'Evil' Ed Thompson: You want me to go tell your pals how well we really know each other? The LEGO contests, the Farscape conventions, the costumes?

    Charley Brewster: Please, stop.

    'Evil' Ed Thompson: Or how about that one time you took my Stretch Armstrong so you could tie it around your balls and jerk off for an hour?

  • Charley Brewster: [entering Peter's penthouse and seeing his artifacts] Wow. This is all his stuff?

    Ginger: He started collecting tarots and Ouijas. Gateway stuff. Now scholars, they call him for answers. Those books, the forgotten texts, the Agrippa. He's read them all.

    [Charley tries to touch an item]

    Ginger: No, no. Don't touch anything. He's PMS-y today. Sensitive little girl. Over there, that's haunted antiques. Cursed stuff! And that's... that's Peter's honorary degree from LVSU. But he got it off the internet.

  • [last lines]

    Amy: Will you promise me, now we'll finally be alone?

    Charley Brewster: I promise.

    Amy: Promise?

    Charley Brewster: I promise, promise, promise.

  • Alex: I have a class at 7:00.

    Charley Brewster: People actually attend class at 7 in the morning? It's inhumane, it's anti-American.

  • [Louie has just attacked Charley and Alex.]

    Charley Brewster: That was *not* group hypnosis!

  • Charley Brewster: [about Peter Vincent] I never returned his calls. To tell the truth I'm a little scared...

    Dr. Harrison: Of vampires?

    Charley Brewster: No.

    Dr. Harrison: Why?

    Charley Brewster: Because vampires aren't real.

  • Charley Brewster: It was a performance.

    Peter Vincent: She cast no reflection!

  • Charley Brewster: Jerry Dandrige was a serial killer cult worshiper kidnapper. He abducted my friend Ed Thompson and my girlfriend Amy.

  • Charley Brewster: Look, Detective Lennox, Jerry Dandridge is vampire!

    Detective Lennox: Yeah, sure, and I'm Dirty Harry!

  • Charley Brewster: Jesus, I warned him!

    Evil Ed: He got me, Charley! He bit me! You know what you're gonna have to do now, don't you? Kill me. Kill me, Charley... before I turn into a vampire, and... GIVE YOU A HICKEY!

  • Billy Cole: [Billy lunges out and surprises Charley as Charley is opening the basement storm door] Hey, Kid! What are you doing?

    Charley Brewster: Nothin'...

    Billy Cole: [Smiling menacingly] Oh, yeah? Well, just see that it stays that way... Kid.

  • Evil Ed: Charley, that wasn't the only murder. Second in two days. And get this...

    [Smirking]

    Evil Ed: Both of them had their heads chopped off.

    [Chuckling]

    Evil Ed: Could you believe it?

    Charley Brewster: You're sick.

  • Evil Ed: So, did she find out what you're really like?

    Charley Brewster: Get lost, Evil!

    Evil Ed: Oh, call me anything you want. Only you're the one failing trig, not me.

  • Charley Brewster: That bastard! Why didn't he tell us there was going to be a pop quiz?

    Evil Ed Thompson: That's the point of a pop quiz, Brewster... to surprise you.

  • Amy: It was just evil messin' around again... Cut it out evil, it's not funny!

    Charley Brewster: What if he was really in trouble?

    Amy: Charley, you're not gonna let him sucker you in again are you?

  • Billy Cole: Well, what do we have here? Vampire-killers?

    [Billy begins to ascend up the stairs, and Peter draws his gun]

    Peter Vincent: Stop... Stop, or I'll shoot.

    [Billy ignores him and continues to walk up the stairs]

    Peter Vincent: I'm warning you. Don't force me to shoot!

    [Billy still ignores him, and Peter shoots him point blank in the head. His body collides down the stairs as Jerry begins to sneak up behind Charley and Peter. Charley turns around and draws out his cross]

    Charley Brewster: STOP!

    [Jerry covers his eyes, whimpering]

    Charley Brewster: We have him.

    [Jerry removes his arm from his eyes and looks down at Billy's body at the bottom of the steps]

    Jerry Dandrige: Do you?

    [Jerry smiles and retreats; Charley and Peter are confused]

    Charley Brewster: What did he mean by that?

    Peter Vincent: Nothing! He was just bluffing.

    [Behind them, Billy rises... from the dead!]

  • [after Evil Ed fails to listen to Charley's warning]

    Charley Brewster: No vampire's gonna want him anyway. Probably give him blood poisoning.

  • Charley Brewster: [after getting fooled by Evil Ed in the alley] You're gonna get yours someday.

    Evil Ed: Oh, yeah. When? When I'm bit by a vampire? There are no such things as vampires, fruitcake!

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