Patti Quotes in The Railway Man (2013)
Patti Quotes:
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Eric: Don't move.
Patti: Why not?
Eric: Because I'm looking at you.
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Patti: [Kisses Eric] I've never kissed a man with a moustache before.
[pauses]
Patti: And I don't think I'm going to kiss a man with a moustache again.
Eric: And if the man removed the moustache?
Patti: Yes, that would do nicely.
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Patti: When Finlay died, I was scared. I was scared that the same might happen to you.
Eric: It was different for Finlay. He didn't have you.
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Patti: Did you know Warrington is famous for vodka?
Eric: [eyes on his book] You know, with all due respect to your friend, if all he mentioned is vodka, he's really only scratched the surface of Warrington.
[looks up at Patti]
Eric: the Black Prince? Remember the Black Prince? Had all his armour made there. Warrington was really the only place to go if you wanted a suit of armour. Sort of Saville Row in steel
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Patti: [upon seeing the war camp] I wouldn't have lasted a day here.
Eric: I you'd been here, you'd have caused quite the stir.
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Patti: I refuse to screw up your love life.
Frances: Don't be ridiculous, Patti. You are my love life.
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[at the Flag Festival]
Patti: These are straight men.
Frances: In tights. Waving Flags.
Patti: Fantastic.
Frances: Yeah.
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Frances: This is really bad, isn't it?
Patti: Well, it's not good. Unless you want to give your ass a facial.
Frances: That's a contradiction in terms.
Patti: i guess it would be more like an Ass-cail
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Patti: There's something strange about these trees. It's like they know.
Frances: And they know that we know that they know.
Patti: They're creepy. Creepy Italian trees. Of course, the baby's going to like them cause it's going to be a creepy Italian baby who goes around saying things like 'Ciao mama' and doing that weird backward hand wave thing. Life is strange.
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Patti: Can you star-69 Italy?
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Patti: Think of your inner voice.
Frances: Inner voice... "What the fuck am I doing on a gay tour of Tuscany?"
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Patti: Frances bought a house in Tuscany! And you're going to live there alone?
Frances: Well, I'm not there alone. I'm there with bugs.
Patti: Ew.
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Frances: You're the one that made the "empty-shell person standing at the crossroads" speech.
Patti: Oh, yeah. That was me.
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Patti: Yes, we have girls. We're not so cold-blooded enough to put Ed's sperm in a centrifuge and spin 'em around to separate the X's from the Y's.
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Patti: How the hell do you lose twenty five million dollars?
Uncle Joe: It's easier than you think.
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Patti: Carl... Carl, what happened? Is he...?
Carl: Massive coronary. He died instantly.
Patti: Really? You mean just...?
Carl: And he left everything to you, sis.
Patti: Really?
Carl: No, it wasn't even him. It was Dr. Hemmel.
Ed: You son of a bitch.
Carl: Ooh, you really wish it was the old man in the ambulance, don't you?
Ed: I did before, but now I wish it was you.
Carl: How are your girls, Ed?
Patti: That's right, we have girls. You know why? Because we weren't cynical and cold-blooded enough to put Ed's sperm in a centrifuge and spin it around to separate the X's from the Y's! Excuse me, brother, but no matter how much uncle Joe is worth, there is a line below which we will not go. Jolene? Joette? Let's go in, girls.
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[a blind man and a man in a wheelchair are arguing over the only handicapped parking space]
Charles Ray: Hey, man, that's my parking space! Can't you see I'm blind?
Wheels: Hey, I'm more handicapped than you! I can't even make love to a woman.
Charles Ray: I can never find one! Now move it!
[Patti pulls in and steals the space]
Wheels: Hey, that's our parking spot!
Patti: Great physical beauty can be a handicap, too.
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Lori: [about a Ouija board] You gotta ask it a question!
Boog: Will I... ever have a girlfriend?
Patti: No.
Lori: Boog, you gotta ask it a serious question! Like - Ouija board, Ouija board, will The Smiths ever get back together?
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Boog: I just want to get laid, that's all.
Patti: Well, Boog, my funkified little friend, my suggestion is either double up on the whackin' off, or turn faggot super-quick 'cause it ain't happening here.
Boog: I tried being queer for a while, but... guys don't like me, either.
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Patti: Stevie Nicks? I think I fucked her once.
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Boog: I think it'd be actually pretty cool if I died from AIDS or something.
Lori: What?
Patti: Say what?
Boog: Well, that means I would've had sex with someone before I died, you know?
-- Patti
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