Madison Quotes in I'm Not Ashamed (2016)

Rachel Joy Scott: See what I mean? Guys don't even see me.

Madison: Hey, we're working on it. Have you talked to Alex yet?

Rachel Joy Scott: No. But I have drama class with him sixth period.

Madison: Good. This is the time to strike. You've got to stay on his radar.

Gabby: Totally.

Rachel Joy Scott: Okay. But I'm not going to be fake.

Madison: Girl, you couldn't be fake if you tried.

[she laughs]

Madison: I already ate.

David: Madison, laxatives don't qualify as a food group. Surprised you didn't know that.

Madison: Eww! Stalkerazzi at 3 o'clock.

Shelby: Ugh.

[through megaphone]

Shelby: The White zone is for cool people only. No geeks!

David: Hey, uh, Diner Girl; can I get a breakfast burrito to go? Thank you.

Allen: Hi.

Madison: Hi.

Allen: Um, is this the big secret you've been keeping from me? Is it, that you're a mermaid, or is there something else?

Madison: No, that's it.

[remembering his first reaction to her 'reveal']

Madison: Allen, don't feel guilty.

Allen: Guilty? About what?

Madison: About not loving me anymore.

Allen: Oh, Madison. All the time we were together, you always knew how I was feeling. Can't you tell now?

[Madison smiles, and they kiss]

Allen: I hope we have a boy and a girl.

Madison: [worriedly] What 'kind?'

Allen: What is your name?

Madison: It's hard to say in English.

Allen: Then just say it in your language.

Madison: All right. My name is...

[High-pitched squeals that shatter all the television screens]

Allen: [nervously to the store clerks] So, how about those Knicks?

Madison: You said whatever my secret was, you'd understand.

Allen: I know, but...

Madison: You thought at least I was... a human being.

[Madison reaches for Allen, a look of pleading on her face]

Madison: Allen...

[Allen jumps back and violently splashes water at Madison, looking angry]

Allen: [knocking on bathroom door] Madison?

Madison: [Worriedly] Allen?

Allen: Yeah, of course, it's Allen. What are you doing, sweetheart?

Madison: Taking a bath.

Allen: [to himself] Ooo, ooo.

[to Madison]

Allen: Can I come in?

Madison: No!

[Madison tries to get out of the bathtub, and lands on the bathmat with a loud thump]

Allen: [concerned] What was that? Madison, are you all right?

Madison: Everything's fine.

Allen: Well, then let me in.

Madison: [using a towel to dry her fins] I'll be right there. I'm just changing.

Allen: Enough is enough, Madison. Come on, open the door. Something is wrong.

Madison: [trying to make him go away] Allen, can you make me some pancakes?

Allen: Make you some-Madison!

[jiggling the door handle, worriedly]

Allen: All right, Madison, this is getting scary. You either open up this door, or I'm gonna break it down!

Madison: [using a hair dryer to dry off her fins now] No, Allen, please!

Allen: All right, that's it!

Madison: Allen, no! No!

Allen: [tries to break down the door, and it doesn't budge] Ow.

[Allen tries several more times. As he continues, Madison throws the towel over her fins. As she does so, Allen manages to open the door, to find her lying on the bathmat. As he looks around confused, she pulls the towel away, revealing her legs]

Madison: Hi.

Allen: Hi. Are you okay?

Madison: Yeah.

Allen: Well, why wouldn't you let me in?

Madison: I was... shy.

Allen: You were shy? After the car, and the elevator, and the bedroom, and on top of the refrigerator, you were shy?

Madison: [matter-of-factly] I was shy.

Allen: [to himself] She was shy.

Allen: Hello.

[Madison is watching TV, crying]

Allen: [concerned] Madison, what is it? What happened?

Madison: [still watching the TV] It's the saddest thing I ever saw.

Allen: [looks at the TV] It's 'Bonanza.'

Madison: Allen...

[Allen and Kornbluth look back to see the Marines approaching them]

Walter Kornbluth: MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVE!

Allen: So uh, how long are you going to be in town?

Madison: [spoken like a gameshow host] Six fun-filled days.

Allen: Oh, six days. Is that all?

Madison: [sadly] Six days, and the moon is full.

Madison: [ice skating with Allen] Is this really what happens to water when it gets cold?

Allen: Yeah.

Madison: [smiles] Where I come from, it never gets cold.

Allen: [sarcastically] Oh, what a breakthrough there! You know, you really opened up to me!

Madison: [pauses] Your voice sounds funny.

Allen: Well, it's called sarcasm! What, do they not have that where you come from either?

Madison: [quietly but angrily] No.

[She skates away]

Allen: [skates after her] Well now they don't have anything, do they? They don't have ice. And they don't have music and they don't have clothes. Just what kind of a place is this, Madison?

Madison: You are such a jerk!

Madison: Cool cat is so brave.

Maria: Yeah, he's a real crime fighter.

Madison: [in "Slashing Beauty 4"] Greg, you asshole! Now we really do have to use this time to think about our futures.

Madison: It's nice to finally meet your mother.

Ben: What do you mean finally? You just met me.

Madison: Tell her you love me, I know it!

Madison: Ben... Tell me you love me. You don't have to mean it, but just say it.

Ben: [pause] I love you.

Madison: If you could just admit that you love me. Tell her that you love me.

Ben: I can't do that.

Madison: So, what you're saying is that making love to me was a mistake?

Ben: Yes.

Madison: Christopher? Do you have guests? No, of course not. That'd mean you have friends.

Madison: You said that you loved me!

Ben: You told me to.

Madison: Don't worry, it'll be our little secret...

[looks down]

Madison: ...maybe not so little.

Madison: Give me your suffering, motherfucker!

Madison: It's the first week. It's always hard.

Jerry: How's college?

Madison: Fine.

[pauses]

Madison: You should try it sometime

Jerry: No thanks.

[chuckling]

Jerry: The world's my college.

Madison: Look Rex, I'm a good Christian girl. I own a bible and everything!