Orsten Artis Quotes in Glory Road (2006)

Coach Don Haskins: [recruiting] Brother, without a little work I don't think you can get past an old-timer like me.

Orsten Artis: Get past you... I will go past you, through you, over you, under you, around you. As a matter of fact I will spin you like a top, twist you in a pretzel, eat your lunch, steal your girl and kick your dog at the same time... pshh, get past you.

Cafeteria Worker: Taco? Nacho? Burrito?

[Orsten gives a lank Stare]

Cafeteria Worker: Taco? Nacho? Burrito?

Orsten Artis: No, I'm looking for el hot dog-o.