Officer Dean Quotes in The Stöned Age (1994)

Officer Dean: You guys probably think I'm a real butthead. You think I didn't want to taste a beer when I was your age? Hell, they used to call me "Dixie Cup" Dean.

Joe: Wow... that's... cool.

Officer Dean: You guys probably think I'm a real butthead. Listen, you think I didn't want to drink a bunch of beer and piss in somebody's pool when I was your age? Hell, they used to call me "Quick Dick" Dean.

Teen: More like "Limp Dick."

Officer Dean: You kids probably think I'm a real butthead. You think I didn't want to sneak into some girl's house when I was your age? Hell... they used to call me "Doggy Door" Dean. I was a good 2nd floor man too.