Officer Degepse Quotes in How to Rob a Bank (and 10 Tips to Actually Get Away with It) (2007)

Officer Degepse: I need to know if you're still safe and secure.

Jason 'Jinx' Taylor: You can say I'm safe.

Officer Degepse: Now outline the situation, please.

Jason 'Jinx' Taylor: I'm safe because I'm in the safe.

Officer Degepse: [annoyed] I got the joke, sir.

Officer Degepse: Do we have any injuries?

Jessica: We may have a fatality if somebody doesn't get his ass off me!

Officer Degepse: What's the situation?

Jason 'Jinx' Taylor: I don't know. We're fine... unless you count being locked in a vault with armed assholes outside of the door.

Officer Degepse: Excuse me?

Jason 'Jinx' Taylor: No, no... not you people.

Officer Degepse: Excuse me?

Jason 'Jinx' Taylor: Oh god. Tell me you're not black or something. I didn't mean to...

Officer Degepse: Yep. I'm black. You got it.

Officer Degepse: How are you two holding up?

Jason 'Jinx' Taylor: Hey, I'm not holding up anything. That'd be the guys outside the vault.

Officer Degepse: Okay then. What's your status?

Jason 'Jinx' Taylor: I think my status and your status are the same status. Sort of... stuck status. Still locked in vault, unable to get out, surrounded by armed robbers who'd love to get in, and if they could get in the vault they certainly can't get out because they're surrounded by you who would love to throw them in prison, which, I don't think is part of their plan.

Officer Degepse: Hang in there while we continue to try to establish communication with the suspects.

Jason 'Jinx' Taylor: You want help?

Officer Degepse: Thank you, but we have the matter well at hand.

Jason 'Jinx' Taylor: Oh you... you have their phone number?

Officer Degepse: [getting flustered] No! They usually try to establish contact with us sometime around this point.

Jason 'Jinx' Taylor: Maybe you should just call them.

Officer Degepse: Thank you for your advice, but we'll have to wait for them to communicate with us. Okay?

Jason 'Jinx' Taylor: Alrighty then, but if you need their number just holler and I'll give it to you.

Simon: Hold on.

Officer Degepse: We're holding. We're holding. No one's doing anything.

Simon: No, I mean hold on. I got another call coming in.