Nathaniel Gregor Quotes in Blubberella (2011)

Nathaniel Gregor: I certainly would have remembered you from the resistance fighter meetings. I would have brought the cookies, but I fear you would have eaten them all.

Blubberella: Cookies?

Nathaniel Gregor: I'm Nathaniel. You've already met my partner Vadge.

Blubberella: Oh... partners.

Nathaniel Gregor: I've never seen anybody move like you do. Like a caged rhino who hasn't been fed in weeks. Curious thing is I'm not so sure you are a girl.

Blubberella: What the fuck's that supposed to mean?

Nathaniel Gregor: You're her, aren't you. The Dhaphir?

Vadge: She kind of moves like a watermelon.

Nathaniel Gregor: I would really like to talk to you.

Blubberella: Well, if your men would get their phallic symbols out of my face, I guess you can buy me dinner.

Nathaniel Gregor: Where's the Commandant?

Blubberella: An appetizer.

Hitler: How was it in Africa?

Lt. Caspar Jaeger: I got shot.

Nathaniel Gregor: Whatchu know about gettin' shot, motherfucka?

Lt. Caspar Jaeger: [pause] Excuse me?

Nathaniel Gregor: I've been shot eighty times, motherfucka!