Mutt Williams Quotes in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)

Mutt Williams: [Landing in duck boat after retrieving skull from Irina, looks at Indy] Whoa.

Indiana Jones: [Smiles back at mutt] Whoa.

[Looks ahead]

Indiana Jones: WHOA!

Mutt Williams: You're a teacher?

Indiana Jones: Part-time.

Mutt Williams: You know, for an old man you ain't bad in a fight.

Indiana Jones: Thanks.

Mutt Williams: What are you, like, 80?

Indiana Jones: Why don't you stick around, Junior?

Mutt Williams: [chuckles] I don't know. Why didn't you, Dad?

Professor 'Ox' Oxley: Dad!

[gives Indy a questioning look]

Professor 'Ox' Oxley: Dad?

Indiana Jones: Somewhere your grandpa is laughing.

Mutt Williams: One of the scorpions just stung me! Am I gonna die?

Indiana Jones: How big?

Mutt Williams: Huge!

Indiana Jones: Good.

Mutt Williams: Good?

Indiana Jones: When it comes to scorpions, the bigger the better. Small one bites you, don't keep it to yourself.

Mutt Williams: [as Indy sinks in a quicksand-esque substance, he is passed a long snake] Grab on. It's a rat snake!

Indiana Jones: Rat snakes aren't that big.

Mutt Williams: Well, this one is, all right? It's not even poisonous. Now grab on!

Indiana Jones: Go get something else.

Mutt Williams: Like what?

Indiana Jones: Like a rope or something.

Mutt Williams: There's no Sears and Roebuck here! Grab the snake!

Indiana Jones: Maybe I can touch the bottom.

Marion Ravenwood: There's no bottom. Now grab it.

Indiana Jones: I think I can feel it with my feet

Mutt Williams: Grab the snake!

Indiana Jones: Stop calling it that!

Mutt Williams: It's a snake! What do you want me to call it?

Indiana Jones: Say "rope."

Mutt Williams: What?

Indiana Jones: Say "Grab the rope"!

Mutt Williams, Marion Ravenwood: Grab the rope!

Indiana Jones: Marion!

Marion Ravenwood: Well, it's about time you showed up, Jones.

Mutt Williams: Mom!

Marion Ravenwood: [looks at Mutt] Sweetheart! What in the world are you doing here?

Indiana Jones: [looks at them] Mom?

Mutt Williams: [ignores Indy] Ah, don't worry about me. Are you alright?

Indiana Jones: Marion is your...

Marion Ravenwood: [Indy is still ignored] Young man, I specifically told you...

Indiana Jones: ...your mother?

Marion Ravenwood: [still ignores Indy] ... not to come down here.

Indiana Jones: Marion Ravenwood is your mother?

Marion Ravenwood: [ignores him once more] I should've known Jones would drag you into this.

Indiana Jones: Marion Ravenwood is your mother?

Marion Ravenwood: [stops ignoring him] For cryin' out loud, Jones, is it so hard to figure out?

Mutt Williams: Get on, Gramps!

Mutt Williams: [Looking at Indy and Marion] No! No, he was Britsh! My dad was an RAF Pilot; he was a war hero; not some school teacher!

Marion Ravenwood: No, sweetheart! Collin was your step father. We started dating 3 months after you were born! He was a good man!

Indiana Jones: Wait... wait... wait a minute! Collin? As in Collin Williams? Ha! You, you married him? I introduced you!

Marion Ravenwood: I think you gave up your vote on who I married, when you decided to break it off a week before the wedding!

Indiana Jones: You and I both knew Marion, that it wasn't gonna work out!

Marion Ravenwood: Then why didn't you ever talk to me about it?

Indiana Jones: Because, we never had an argument I won!

Dovchenko: Oh, for the love of God! Shut the hell up!

Marion Ravenwood: Didn't you ever wonder why Ox stopped writing, he hated that you walked out on me!

Mutt Williams: Would you two just stop!

Indiana Jones: Yeah, Marion! Let's not let the kid see mom and dad fight!

Mutt Williams: You're not my dad, alright!

Indiana Jones: You bet I am; and I've got news for you; you're gonna go back and finish school!

Mutt Williams: Oh really! What happend to there's not a damn thing wrong, with you kid, don't let anybody ealse tell you any different! You don't remember saying that!

Indiana Jones: That was before I was your father!

Mutt Williams: You're not my father!

Marion Ravenwood: [Dovchenko gets up] Oh yes, he is your father!

Indiana Jones: You should've told me about the kid, Marion; I had a right to know!

Marion Ravenwood: [Dovchenko gags Marions mouth] You vanished, after that!

Indiana Jones: I wrote!

Marion Ravenwood: A year later! By then, Mutt was born, and I was married!

Indiana Jones: Why in the bother did you tell me now?

Marion Ravenwood: Because I thought we were gonna die!

Indiana Jones: Not yet!

[Indy and Mutt start kicking Dovchenko until he falls over]

Mutt Williams: [Mutt empties knife out of shoe, and throws it to Indy, and it lands on Indy's shoulder, and drops to Indy's hand] Got it?

[Mutt hears rip]

Mutt Williams: Oh shit!

[Indy cuts himself loose, then Mutt]

Mutt Williams: [in a graveyard]

[reading a sign]

Mutt Williams: "Grave robbers will be shot."

Indiana Jones: Good thing we're not grave robbers.

Indiana Jones: Nazca Indians used to bind their infants' head with rope to elongate the skull like that.

Mutt Williams: Why?

Indiana Jones: Honor the gods.

Mutt Williams: No, no. God's head is not like that, man.

Indiana Jones: Depends on who your god is.

Mutt Williams: Mom!

Indiana Jones: Honey!

Mac: Slow down!

Indiana Jones: Honey! Stop, we're gonna go the cliff!

Marion Ravenwood: That's the idea!

Indiana Jones: Bad idea; give me the wheel!

Marion Ravenwood: Trust me!

[Steps on gas]

Marion Ravenwood: [Mutt screems]

[Car lands in tree, and Marion smiles and steps on gas, drives down into the river, and tree flys up and hits Russian soldiers, and some of them fall]

Indiana Jones: Don't ever do that again!

Marion Ravenwood: Yes, dear!

Professor 'Ox' Oxley: Three times it drops! The way down...

Indiana Jones: Reverse! Put it in reverse! Reverse! Reverse!

[Go off water]

Indiana Jones: [Everyone screems]

Indiana Jones: [Coughing] Three times it drops?

Professor 'Ox' Oxley: Three times it drops!

Mutt Williams: He means by land?

Marion Ravenwood: Oh, what does he mean?

Indiana Jones: He means one... two...

[Go off another waterfall]

Indiana Jones: [Coughing] ... Three!

[Takes off hat]

Indiana Jones: [Go off biggest waterfall]

[Screeming]

Indiana Jones: [Marion still holding wheel with no truck!] Marion! Marion!

[Pulls wheel out of her hands]

Professor 'Ox' Oxley: Through eyes at last I saw in tears...

Mutt Williams: ...the golden vision reapears! Through eyes... through eyes in tears! We gotta go through that waterfall!

Indiana Jones: The skull has to be returned! I'll do it! No one else has to come!

Mutt Williams: Who cares! It's brought us nothing but trouble!

[Pointing at Ox]

Mutt Williams: Look what it did to him!

Indiana Jones: I have to return it!

Marion Ravenwood: Why you?

Indiana Jones: Because it told me to!

Mutt Williams: I took Spanish. I didn't understand a word of that. What was it?

Indiana Jones: Quechua, local Incan dialect.

Mutt Williams: Where'd you learn that one?

Indiana Jones: Long story.

Mutt Williams: I got time.

Indiana Jones: I rode with Pancho Villa. A couple of his guys spoke it.

Mutt Williams: Bullshit!

Indiana Jones: You asked.

Mutt Williams: [Irinka Spalko holds sword up to Mutt's neck] Whoa! Whoa, whoa.Wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop.

[grabs comb out of pocket and combs hair]

Mutt Williams: I'm ready.

[to Indy]

Mutt Williams: Don't give these pigs a thing.

Mutt Williams: I don't understand. Why the legend about the city of gold?

Indiana Jones: The Ugha word for gold translates as "treasure." But their treasure wasn't gold. It was knowledge. Knowledge was their treasure.

Indiana Jones: Marion, take the wheel.

Mutt Williams: That's not fair. She drove the truck.

Indiana Jones: Don't be a child. Find something to fight with.

Mutt Williams: Name's Mutt, Mutt Williams.

Indiana Jones: Mutt?

Mutt Williams: Yeah.

Indiana Jones: What kind of name is that?

Mutt Williams: It's the one I picked. You got a problem with it?

Indiana Jones: Take it easy.

Indiana Jones: What's your mom's name again?

Mutt Williams: Mary. Mary Williams. You remember her?

Indiana Jones: There've been a lot of Marys, kid.

Mutt Williams: [jolts up from chair] Shut up! That's my mother you're talking about! All right? That's my mother.

Indiana Jones: You don't have to get sore all the time just to prove how tough you are.

Mutt Williams: What's he gonna do now?

Marion Ravenwood: I don't think he plans that far ahead.

Mutt Williams: Yeah.

Indiana Jones: [pops out from the inside of the truck with a bazooka] Scooch over, will you, Son?

Mutt Williams: Don't call me "son." Don't.

Indiana Jones: [ignoring Mutt's complaint] I think I'd cover my ears if I were you.

[Indy fires a rocket at a giant tree cutter, but it sends the large circular blade bouncing straight for them, cutting through other trucks as it goes]

Indiana Jones: Duck! Duck!

Mutt Williams: Professor, this really is a dead end. Look.

Indiana Jones: [after climbing on the rock and noticing that it shifts with force, tilting it first away, and then back to Mutt, with a grin] Come on, genius.

[last lines]

Professor 'Ox' Oxley: Well done, Henry!

Indiana Jones, Mutt Williams: Thanks, Ox.

Indiana Jones: This is incredible.

Mutt Williams: Unreal.

Mutt Williams: Oh, it's just a thing.

Mutt Williams: [to Indy] What are you looking at, Daddy-o?

[points to Irina]

Mutt Williams: She's getting away!

Indiana Jones: [Mutt's knife and some gold coins adhere to the Skull] Crystal's not magnetic.

Mutt Williams: Neither is gold.

Mutt Williams: What are they? Spacemen?

Professor 'Ox' Oxley: [completely sanely] Interdimensional beings, in point of fact.

Indiana Jones: [dryly] Welcome back, Ox.

Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: Clearly I have chosen the wrong pressure point. Perhaps I can find a more sensitive one.

Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: [to Russian soldiers] Prinesite yom!

Marion Ravenwood: [Struggling] Get your hands off me, you rotten Russki son of a bitch!

Marion Ravenwood: Indiana Jones.

Marion Ravenwood: [Indy shrugs and laughs] About time you showed up.

Mutt Williams: Mom!

Marion Ravenwood: Sweetheart.

[Runs over to Mutt and hug him]

Indiana Jones: "Mom"?