Marion Ravenwood Quotes in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)

Marion Ravenwood: Mutt can be a little impetuous.

Indiana Jones: Well, it's not the worse quality in the world.

[Indy and Marion sink further into the ground]

Indiana Jones: Keep your arms above the surface. When the kid comes back, grab on.

Marion Ravenwood: Indy, he...

Indiana Jones: He's a good kid, Marion. You should get off his back about school.

Marion Ravenwood: Mutt, I mean...

Indiana Jones: Not everybody is cut out for it.

Marion Ravenwood: His name is Henry!

Indiana Jones: Henry. Good name.

Marion Ravenwood: He's your son.

Indiana Jones: My son?

Marion Ravenwood: Henry Jones the III.

Indiana Jones: [beat] Why the hell didn't you make him finish school?

Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: [Irina has Marion and Indiana hostage] So, Dr. Jones, you will help us?

[a soldier cocks a pistol and points it at Marion's back]

Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: A simple "yes" will do.

Indiana Jones: Oh, Marion, you had to go and get yourself kidnapped.

Marion Ravenwood: Not like you did any better.

Indiana Jones: Same old, same old.

Mutt Williams: [as Indy sinks in a quicksand-esque substance, he is passed a long snake] Grab on. It's a rat snake!

Indiana Jones: Rat snakes aren't that big.

Mutt Williams: Well, this one is, all right? It's not even poisonous. Now grab on!

Indiana Jones: Go get something else.

Mutt Williams: Like what?

Indiana Jones: Like a rope or something.

Mutt Williams: There's no Sears and Roebuck here! Grab the snake!

Indiana Jones: Maybe I can touch the bottom.

Marion Ravenwood: There's no bottom. Now grab it.

Indiana Jones: I think I can feel it with my feet

Mutt Williams: Grab the snake!

Indiana Jones: Stop calling it that!

Mutt Williams: It's a snake! What do you want me to call it?

Indiana Jones: Say "rope."

Mutt Williams: What?

Indiana Jones: Say "Grab the rope"!

Mutt Williams, Marion Ravenwood: Grab the rope!

Indiana Jones: Marion!

Marion Ravenwood: Well, it's about time you showed up, Jones.

Mutt Williams: Mom!

Marion Ravenwood: [looks at Mutt] Sweetheart! What in the world are you doing here?

Indiana Jones: [looks at them] Mom?

Mutt Williams: [ignores Indy] Ah, don't worry about me. Are you alright?

Indiana Jones: Marion is your...

Marion Ravenwood: [Indy is still ignored] Young man, I specifically told you...

Indiana Jones: ...your mother?

Marion Ravenwood: [still ignores Indy] ... not to come down here.

Indiana Jones: Marion Ravenwood is your mother?

Marion Ravenwood: [ignores him once more] I should've known Jones would drag you into this.

Indiana Jones: Marion Ravenwood is your mother?

Marion Ravenwood: [stops ignoring him] For cryin' out loud, Jones, is it so hard to figure out?

Mutt Williams: [Looking at Indy and Marion] No! No, he was Britsh! My dad was an RAF Pilot; he was a war hero; not some school teacher!

Marion Ravenwood: No, sweetheart! Collin was your step father. We started dating 3 months after you were born! He was a good man!

Indiana Jones: Wait... wait... wait a minute! Collin? As in Collin Williams? Ha! You, you married him? I introduced you!

Marion Ravenwood: I think you gave up your vote on who I married, when you decided to break it off a week before the wedding!

Indiana Jones: You and I both knew Marion, that it wasn't gonna work out!

Marion Ravenwood: Then why didn't you ever talk to me about it?

Indiana Jones: Because, we never had an argument I won!

Dovchenko: Oh, for the love of God! Shut the hell up!

Marion Ravenwood: Didn't you ever wonder why Ox stopped writing, he hated that you walked out on me!

Mutt Williams: Would you two just stop!

Indiana Jones: Yeah, Marion! Let's not let the kid see mom and dad fight!

Mutt Williams: You're not my dad, alright!

Indiana Jones: You bet I am; and I've got news for you; you're gonna go back and finish school!

Mutt Williams: Oh really! What happend to there's not a damn thing wrong, with you kid, don't let anybody ealse tell you any different! You don't remember saying that!

Indiana Jones: That was before I was your father!

Mutt Williams: You're not my father!

Marion Ravenwood: [Dovchenko gets up] Oh yes, he is your father!

Indiana Jones: You should've told me about the kid, Marion; I had a right to know!

Marion Ravenwood: [Dovchenko gags Marions mouth] You vanished, after that!

Indiana Jones: I wrote!

Marion Ravenwood: A year later! By then, Mutt was born, and I was married!

Indiana Jones: Why in the bother did you tell me now?

Marion Ravenwood: Because I thought we were gonna die!

Indiana Jones: Not yet!

[Indy and Mutt start kicking Dovchenko until he falls over]

Mutt Williams: [Mutt empties knife out of shoe, and throws it to Indy, and it lands on Indy's shoulder, and drops to Indy's hand] Got it?

[Mutt hears rip]

Mutt Williams: Oh shit!

[Indy cuts himself loose, then Mutt]

Marion Ravenwood: You still living a trail of human wreckage, or have you retired?

Indiana Jones: Why? You looking for a date?

Marion Ravenwood: With anyone but you.

Mutt Williams: Mom!

Indiana Jones: Honey!

Mac: Slow down!

Indiana Jones: Honey! Stop, we're gonna go the cliff!

Marion Ravenwood: That's the idea!

Indiana Jones: Bad idea; give me the wheel!

Marion Ravenwood: Trust me!

[Steps on gas]

Marion Ravenwood: [Mutt screems]

[Car lands in tree, and Marion smiles and steps on gas, drives down into the river, and tree flys up and hits Russian soldiers, and some of them fall]

Indiana Jones: Don't ever do that again!

Marion Ravenwood: Yes, dear!

Professor 'Ox' Oxley: Three times it drops! The way down...

Indiana Jones: Reverse! Put it in reverse! Reverse! Reverse!

[Go off water]

Indiana Jones: [Everyone screems]

Indiana Jones: [Coughing] Three times it drops?

Professor 'Ox' Oxley: Three times it drops!

Mutt Williams: He means by land?

Marion Ravenwood: Oh, what does he mean?

Indiana Jones: He means one... two...

[Go off another waterfall]

Indiana Jones: [Coughing] ... Three!

[Takes off hat]

Indiana Jones: [Go off biggest waterfall]

[Screeming]

Indiana Jones: [Marion still holding wheel with no truck!] Marion! Marion!

[Pulls wheel out of her hands]

Professor 'Ox' Oxley: Through eyes at last I saw in tears...

Mutt Williams: ...the golden vision reapears! Through eyes... through eyes in tears! We gotta go through that waterfall!

Indiana Jones: The skull has to be returned! I'll do it! No one else has to come!

Mutt Williams: Who cares! It's brought us nothing but trouble!

[Pointing at Ox]

Mutt Williams: Look what it did to him!

Indiana Jones: I have to return it!

Marion Ravenwood: Why you?

Indiana Jones: Because it told me to!

Mutt Williams: What's he gonna do now?

Marion Ravenwood: I don't think he plans that far ahead.

Mutt Williams: Yeah.

Indiana Jones: [pops out from the inside of the truck with a bazooka] Scooch over, will you, Son?

Mutt Williams: Don't call me "son." Don't.

Indiana Jones: [ignoring Mutt's complaint] I think I'd cover my ears if I were you.

[Indy fires a rocket at a giant tree cutter, but it sends the large circular blade bouncing straight for them, cutting through other trucks as it goes]

Indiana Jones: Duck! Duck!

Marion Ravenwood: [Indy cuts Marion loose, and removes gag] I'm sure I wasn't the only person to go on with my life. There must have been plenty of women for you over the years.

Indiana Jones: Yeah. There were a few, but they all had the same problem.

Marion Ravenwood: Yeah? What's that?

Indiana Jones: [Indy cuts through roof] They weren't you, honey.

[Throws Mutt knife, and climbs out of truck. Marion smiles a big smile]

Indiana Jones: [Mutt smiles and laughs]

[Mutt and Marion get thrown around truck!]

Indiana Jones: [Indy throws Russian out of truck, and big action scene starts]

Marion Ravenwood: What the hell is that?

Professor 'Ox' Oxley: A portal! A pathway to another dimension!

Indiana Jones: I don't think we want to go that way.

Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: Clearly I have chosen the wrong pressure point. Perhaps I can find a more sensitive one.

Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: [to Russian soldiers] Prinesite yom!

Marion Ravenwood: [Struggling] Get your hands off me, you rotten Russki son of a bitch!

Marion Ravenwood: Indiana Jones.

Marion Ravenwood: [Indy shrugs and laughs] About time you showed up.

Mutt Williams: Mom!

Marion Ravenwood: Sweetheart.

[Runs over to Mutt and hug him]

Indiana Jones: "Mom"?

Marion Ravenwood: Get your hands off me, you rotten Russky son of a bitch!