Mugsy Quotes in Abbott and Costello Go to Mars (1953)

Mugsy: I would like to ask you one simple question: How many states are you wanted in?

Harry: How many are dere?

Mugsy: Forty eight.

Harry: Dat's how many.

Harry: [Upon discovering a rocket that has just landed] What's that?

Mugsy: If I didn't see with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it.

Harry: What is it?

Mugsy: Are you kiddin'? That's a spaceship. Them guys weren't from Mardi Gras, they're from Mars.

Harry: What's Mars? Is that anywheres near Hoboken?

Mugsy: What's Mars! Mars is a planet. A planet is a thing that goes revolving around in space.

Harry: How did it get up there?

Mugsy: Well, it all depends whether you subscribe to the Laplacian theory of 1796 or whether you subscribe to the tidal theory formulated by somebody in 1919.

Harry: Gee, must be wonderful to have education.

[first lines]

Mugsy: There she is.

Anton Daschomb: Turn the car on.

Mugsy: Hiya, Bright Eyes. Where's the fancy layout you wanna swap me for?

Penny Hale: Here on Milton. You see, Mugsy is going to help us. It's not enough to get your hair cut. You have to wear a he-man suit, too.