Mrs. Schmauss Quotes in Freaky Friday (1976)

Mrs. Schmauss: Where do I start, honey?

Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): In the kitchen. We had a little problem this morning.

Mrs. Schmauss: What happened?

Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): Well, the washing machine went bananas and uh...

Mrs. Schmauss: [suddenly we enter the next scene, in the laundry room just after the kitchen] Well, lets take a look and see what's going on.

[she opens the washing machine lid, and very instantly sees that it's overloaded]

Mrs. Schmauss: Oh no! No! Well no wonder.

[starts taking them out piece by piece]

Mrs. Schmauss: You're going to cram your shirts, and your rugs, and your hose, and your sneakers, and some little tin things. What are these little tin things? Oh jacks! That's cute. That's cute! And all of your jacks in here together, not to mention you used too much soap. That is your problem.

[shuts the lid]

Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): Well, that's what comes of letting Annabel help with the laundry. That sweet thing trying to be helpful.

Mrs. Schmauss: A genuine first?

[rolls her eyes]

Mrs. Schmauss: Ugh!