Annabel Andrews Quotes in Freaky Friday (1976)

Annabel Andrews: Max, you big hamburger!

Annabel Andrews, Mrs. Ellen Andrews: [about each other, from two different places at the same time, they are saying the magic word which suddenly makes them unintentionally switch] I wish I could switch places with her for just one day.

[Annabelle and her mother have already just got their own bodies back, but stayed in the same places that they were switched, and it looks to Boris and Ben like she and her mother just did an impossible trick]

Boris Harris, the Neighbor: Hey Annabelle, where did you come from?

Annabel Andrews: Don't ask me.

Ben Andrews: Where did Mom go?

Annabel Andrews: Don't ask me.

Ben Andrews: Can you do that again?

Annabel Andrews: I hope not.

Annabel Andrews: As a dad you're terrific. As a husband, you're more like a traffic cop!

Annabel Andrews: This is my room. Don't knock it, I like it this way, you don't have to find anything.

Annabel Andrews: Hey! Whose foot is that? That's not MY foot... that's Mom's foot! And those are Mom's legs

[feels her legs and works up]

Annabel Andrews: ... and, and her stomach, and her uh... uh...

Ben Andrews: Boy mom that was terrific, that's even better than Annabel can do and she's a super ball player.

Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): Really?

Ben Andrews: And she's beautiful.

Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): She's what?

Ben Andrews: I think she's beautiful and I love her braces. I hope when I get that old I'll have braces too.

Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): With in luck you won't need braces.

Ben Andrews: That's what I'm afraid of, now Annabel going to hate me more than she does now. Well why does she hate me so much?

Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): Because there's nothing more annoying in the whole entire world with a little blue eyed saint, with perfect teeth, who's always on time, never has a messy room.

Ben Andrews: Do you hate me too?

Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): Don't be a jackass I'm just trying to tell you why Annabel hates you.

Ben Andrews: But I can't help those things, I can't help what I look like and about being neat, I can't help that either. Listen if I thought she'd bite me I might be better being famous, I even try being messy. Once I took all my piled up blocks and the books on the shelf, and a big bag of marbles and Lego's and threw them in the middle of the room so Annabel wouldn't be the only one getting in trouble. Do you want to know what happened? That stinky old Mrs. Schmauss said I was too young to know any better and picked everything up. So no matter what I do Annabel keeps on hating me.

Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): Well, why don't you hate her back? That's a good idea.

Ben Andrews: I told you before I tried. But you can't hate someone and love them at the same time can you mom?

Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): No I didn't used to think so.

Annabel Andrews: [Annabel thinks] Maybe you can.

Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): Now blow. Feel better now?

[Annabel holds up the tissue to Ben's nose]

Ben Andrews: Uh huh.

Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): Come on let's go home.

Mrs. Ellen Andrews: Annabel, how do you like yourself?

Annabel Andrews: I'm not sure yet.

Mrs. Ellen Andrews: Annabel, about your hair, I swear they only took off an inch and a half. And I bought you a new outfit, but you don't have to wear it. YOUR TEETH! Don't you like your teeth now?

Annabel Andrews: Mom, I'm not talking about how I look, I'm talking about how I am. I'm a lot smarter than I realized I am, and a lot dumber too.

Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): [on phone] Boris, this is Mrs. Andrews across the street. Could I borrow a cup of...

Annabel Andrews: [thinks] Sugar's too corny.

Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): [sees Max chewing on cereal box] Kibble? Kibble. K-I-B-B-L-E, that's right, the stuff dogs eat.

Annabel Andrews: I'm not falling for that again, the last time I got my hair trimmed they chopped six whole inches off!