Mrs. Chasen Quotes in Harold and Maude (1971)

Mrs. Chasen: I have here, Harold, the forms sent out by the National Computer Dating Service. It seems to me that as you do not get along with the daughters of my friends, this is the best way for you to find a prospective wife.

[Harold starts to interrupt]

Mrs. Chasen: Please, Harold, we have a lot to do and I have to be at the hairdresser's at three.

[she looks over the papers]

Mrs. Chasen: The Computer Dating Service offers you at least three dates on the initial investment. They screen out the fat and ugly, so it is obviously a firm of high standards.

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Mrs. Chasen: [after spotting Harold hanging from a noose in the living room] I suppose you think that's very funny, Harold... Oh, dinner at eight, Harold. And do try and be a little more vivacious.

[Harold and Sunshine are laying on the floor covered in fake blood from Harold's knife]

Mrs. Chasen: [shocked] Harold!... That was your last date!

Mrs. Chasen: She provides the *whole* southwest with chicken feed!