Monkeybone Quotes in Monkeybone (2001)

Monkeybone: No I wasn't in a coma! Alright I was in a coma but it wasn't like I was IN A COMA and goofing off, I was thinking up hilarious new bits the whole time!

Monkeybone: I left my number in your undies!

Monkeybone: Ladies and Gentlemen, forget about the naked man with the purple face.

Death: [sitting at the controls of a tower monster] I do like to dress up when I come down town. So, how was she?

[meaning Julie]

Stu Miley: [standing on the monster's right hand] She was... she was beautiful. Of course I was decomposing at the time but... at least now she knows how much I love her.

Monkeybone: [looking nervous] Uh, excuse me, Death... I hate to break up this little love test, but my little bladder is about to burst.

[Death pulls a lever, and the hand Monkeybone is on swings over Stu]

Monkeybone: [screams] BUT I'VE *REALLY* GOTTA GO!

[the hand covers Stu, then rises off him revealing Monkeybone has disappeared]

Stu Miley: [feeling his head] Where, where's Monkeybone?

Death: Back in your head where he belongs. I don't wanna hurt your feelings Stu, but on your own you're a tad vinilla, so I didn't want to send you back without him.

Stu Miley: [surprised] You're wha... did you? You're sending my *back*?

Death: [sure] Yes. I'm sending you back.

Stu Miley: Thank you. Death...

Death: I like you. I'll take the South Park guys instead I hear they're dying to meet me.

[chuckles]

Death: Come on Stu. Turn round.

Stu Miley: [turns around] Like this?

Death: Yeah, uh-huh.

[looks up]

Death: Stu, little higher.

[Stu steps higher up the palm, and the other hand comes up behind him]

Death: See ya!

[the finger springs off the the thumb, sending Stu back]