Miss Belmont Quotes in Hating Alison Ashley (2005)

Barry: Do you know how violent they got? Someone could have taken my eye out with a tampon!

Miss Belmont: Uh-huh.

[slams Barry into wall]

Miss Belmont: Erica, I know I can rely on you to show Alison around.

Erica Yurken: Sure, Miss Belmont!

Barry: Yeah, I'll come too. After Erica gives you the freak-show; I'll show you the good stuff.

Erica Yurken: [introduces Alison to Barry] Alison, this is Barry Hollis, my stalker.

Barry: Yeah, you wish Yurken!