Erica Yurken Quotes in Hating Alison Ashley (2005)

Barry: I've got a lighter...

Erica Yurken: So?

Barry: We could burn something!

Alison Ashley: It's nobody.

Erica Yurken: Nobody huh? Thanks a lot.

Alison Ashley: I didn't mean it that way.

Erica Yurken: No, I know what you mean. I just don't know why I bother.

Mum: Erc, just remember: your family's who you are

Erica Yurken: I hope not. I've got one sister who think's she's a horse, another, who's got a black belt in being a bitch, and bloddy Marley who's still mowing crop circles in the front lawn.

Miss Belmont: Erica, I know I can rely on you to show Alison around.

Erica Yurken: Sure, Miss Belmont!

Barry: Yeah, I'll come too. After Erica gives you the freak-show; I'll show you the good stuff.

Erica Yurken: [introduces Alison to Barry] Alison, this is Barry Hollis, my stalker.

Barry: Yeah, you wish Yurken!