Mink Quotes in Class Act (1992)

Wedge: [in a wax museum] Look, man, it's Willie Nelson.

Mink: It's not Willie Nelson stupid. It's Colonel Sanders.

Mink: I usually sleep in churches, you know, in the confessionals. They lock all the churches up at night now because of all the thieves and they never check the confessionals. Saturday nights are the only problem, and nights that are holy days because of early masses the next day. And Lent, shit, forget it, I gotta hang in synagogues then, and it's just not the same thing if you know what I mean.

Mink: Oh, Jesus, you're my first celebrity I ever gave a rosary job to! And at St. Cecilia's, oh, wow, imagine!

Lady Divine: Oh, but I don't even know your name!

Mink: It's Mink, but lots of people just call me The Religious Whore.

Mink: Isn't there anybody else we could do it on? I mean...

Lady Divine: There's nobody left! Nobody!

Mink: We could find someone!

Lady Divine: Who, but who?

Mink: God, there are hundreds of people I have in my fantasies! Ann-Margret, Patricia Nixon, Shirley Temple, the Pope!

Lady Divine: Oh Mink, we could go on for days! Oh it would be wonderful! Ronald Reagan and his family, the entire Baltimore police force, and BARBARA STREISAND!

Mink: Hey Tom, what's the rumpus?

Mink: Listen, Bernie wants to see you. It's important.

Tom Reagan: Yeah, well, I'm right here. I'm not made of glass.

Tom Reagan: You're a fickle boy, Mink. The Dane finds out you got another "amigo," well, I don't peg him as the understandin' type.

Mink: Find out? We ain't event been talkin'! Jesus, Tom! Dammit! Jesus!