Principal Blackman Quotes in Strangers with Candy (2005)

Principal Blackman: Why would I doctor the books to improve the overall test scores of the student body just so I could collect bonus funds from the state which I willfully misappropriated in order to pay off large gambling debts? It just doesn't add up, Blank!

Chuck Noblet: Obviously he stole our idea!

Principal Blackman: I don't see how he could've stolen it if I saw his first.

Principal Blackman: I've got the school board breathing down my neck like a drunken jock at a rufie party