Mike McGrevey Quotes in Little Big League (1994)

Mac: You're a frickin' primadonna, McGreavy. You don't deserve to wear that uniform.

Mike McGrevey: You know, you're right, Mac. I'm a disgrace to the Twins. I think you should trade me.

Mac: As soon as we find someone dumb enough to take you, that's EXACTLY what we're gonna do.

Billy Heywood: No we're not. We're not trading you.

Mike McGrevey: So what are you going to do, bench me?

Billy Heywood: Nope, play you. When it's your turn to pitch, you pitch. Nothing changes.

Mike McGrevey: You know, I don't think that's such a good idea. I have a feeling my concentration's not going to be that good out there. I might tend to forget some of those scouting reports.

Billy Heywood: Well, that's up to you, you're the free agent. Hey Mac, what's the going rate for an absent-minded pitcher who can't get anybody out?

[after the Twins lose their wild card playoff]

Billy Heywood: The Brooklyn Dodgers had a saying: "wait 'til next year."

Spencer Hamilton: That's it right there. 'Cause next year, we're gonna win it all, baby.

Mike McGrevey: Give me some of that.

[they slap hands, and the team cheers]

Mickey Scales: The Dodgers played in Brooklyn?