Michelle Darnell Quotes in The Boss (2016)

Michelle Darnell: Let's watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre!

Michelle Darnell: [from trailer] My name is Michelle Darnell, and I am the wealthiest woman in America. How wealthy am I? I wanted to come down on a golden phoenix and I sure as shit did it!

Claire: Michelle, if you can't give me a raise, I can't continue to work here.

Michelle Darnell: Well, look who finally showed up to my seminar. About time, Claire, I love it. I didn't know you were listening all these years. What am I always saying?

Tito: Don't go in that room!

Michelle Darnell: True. I do say that, but I also say, you want something, you gotta take it. Claire, you just took it and you grew a pair in the process.

Claire: I'm holding your earrings?

Michelle Darnell: You're holding a pair of earrings, as in 2001 I paid $ 62,000 for it, and that's your raise now, it's a good raise and you earned it.

Claire: Thank you.

Tito: Congratulations on your balls, Claire!

Michelle Darnell: I tried a Dorito for the first time last night. It wasn't cheese. It was... cheese adjacent, but not cheese. It was really good!

Michelle Darnell: It's hilarious. It's like that classic comedy gag, 'Who's on my baseball?'.

Tito: Who's on my baseball?

Michelle Darnell: Who's on my baseball?

Tito: Uh, who's on my baseball?

Michelle Darnell: Who's on my baseball?

Claire: I think it's uh, 'Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third'. Right?

Michelle Darnell: I don't think that's...

Tito: Uh... no?

Michelle Darnell: Uh, I think you're on my baseball.

Tito: Who's on my baseball!

Michelle Darnell: First base!

Tito: [singing] What's on my baseball!

Michelle Darnell: [from trailer] Whoo! That batch is *burnt*!

Michelle Darnell: Pity's all you've got. Pity's your best friend.

Michelle Darnell: Thank you. Great encounter. It's always, uh, fun, and uh, I think I'm done with you.

Michelle Darnell: I am amazed that the United Center is even still standing because I crushed it tonight!

Tito: You crushed it like velvet!