Derrick Jones Quotes in Piranha 3D (2010)

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Derrick Jones Quotes:

  • Andrew: [watching Danni and Crystal swim naked] Check it out, they're fish with boobies.

    Derrick Jones: Oh, if fish looked like that, I would fuck fish. I would only fuck fish!

  • Derrick Jones: [last words] Wet t-shirt... wet t-shirt!

  • Derrick Jones: They took my penis!

  • Laura Forester: You talk funny.

    Derrick Jones: Yeah, well, you're short.

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