Michael Chapman Quotes in Life with Mikey (1993)

Michael Chapman: But that's what show business is all about. Acting like an idiot. It's not you, you're just doing your job. You know what I mean. Look at it this way, most people feel like idiots most of the time. But they don't get paid for it.

Michael Chapman: Any chance for getting time off for good behavior?

Ed Chapman: [after Mikey tells him he invited Angie to his house] Well, now representing the Omen. Did you check her head with a little 666?

Michael Chapman: Yeah, there were only two sixes, we got her just in time!

[laughs]

Geena Briganti: [after Asian girl sings] I love that song.

Michael Chapman: Me too, what were you playing?

Michael Chapman: I'm something of a celebrity.

Irate Man: What kind of celebrity are you, Asshole of the Month?

Michael Chapman: No, that's all political.

[on the set of a cereal commercial]

Barry Corman: You two clowns leave while I get into character.

Michael Chapman: What character, all you gotta do is swallow.

Michael Chapman: Could you please give me a second chance?

Mr. Corcoran: [LOOKS TOWARDS ANGIE] This girl got some spirits!

Michael Chapman: Hey Geena . How's it going?

Geena Briganti: Mr Corooran Absolutely loves ANGIE. She got the job!

Michael Chapman: SHE GOT THE JOB! SHE GOT THE JOB! SHE GOT THE JOB! YES ! OKAY!

Michael Chapman: Alright, I'll be calm, I'll be calm...