Jiminy Quotes in Dark Horse (2011)

Abe: [at the toy store customer service counter] I'm looking for my financeé.

Jiminy: I'm sorry. We don't carry any fianceés here.

Abe: But I know she's here.

Jiminy: Maybe you'd like to try one of our other outlets?

Abe: Look, I just told you she's here! Do I have to talk to the store manager?

Jiminy: Sorry. He's out for lunch, but he'll be back in a few minutes, if you'd like to wait.

Abe: No, I would not like to wait. I paid for a financeé and I want her now!

Jiminy: Maybe you'd like to flip through our catalogue. We could special order for you, if you'd like, but I'm afraid, once a purchase has been opened, it can't be returned - store policy.

Abe: But I have a receipt.