Maddy Quotes in Unleashed (2005)

Maddy: [to Danny and Sam] I like my men to be shy... presents a challenge for a girl.

Maddy: See, I think there's a plan. There's a design for each and every one of us. You look at nature. Bird flies somewhere, picks up a seed, shits the seed out, plant grows. Bird's got a job, shit's got a job, seed's got a job. And you've got a job.

Inman: But I'm a deserter. If they find me here things could get bad for you.

Maddy: What are they gonna do? Cut short me young life?

Maddy: [while petting one of her goats] I've learned a person can pretty much survive off of a goat. A goat gives you company, and milk, and cheese... and when you need it, good meat.

[slaughters the goat]

Maddy: Is she waiting for you?

Maddy: She used my name! *My* name as the code!

[Grunts excitedly]

Maddy: Take that Harderbach Financial!

Maddy: [after her mother has told her she does not want her climbing, and she is hanging from the water tower, climbing] All right. I'll be right down.

Molly: Down?

Maddy: Over!

Maddy: [In safe] Hey, Gus! 250 grand, comin' at ya!

[Throws down bags]

Gus: [Steps out of the way] Nope. It's down here.

Austin: What dogs?

Maddy: [Reluctantly] Rottweilers.

Maddy: [to Austin] Vicious killing dogs!

Maddy: Do you really think we could get the money?

Austin: Of course. I mean, Maddy's like, the best climber in the whole state.

Gus: And Austin's like some freak-of-nature computer genius.

Maddy: And Gus is...

[Gus sticks a light in his mouth and burps. They all laugh]

Maddy: Gus is disgusting!

Maddy: [Sweet-talking him] To him, you're like, Yao Ming, or, Shaq.

Brad: Well, which one? There's a big difference.

Maddy: Yao Ming.

[He looks disappointed]

Maddy: Definitely Shaq.

[He smiles]

Maddy: [They are on a walkway suspended high off the ground] Whoa.

Gus: Maddy, we are so grounded!

Maddy: [to the audience at the track] Ok, let's get ready for the first race of the day, and I know who you want calling the races and it sure ain't me!

Maddy: Chet, tell me you did not fire our lifeguards and replace them with... strippers.

Chet: Water-certified strippers.

Maddy: Barry, are you crazy? You almost lost a hand!

Barry: I had a pet frog once.

Maddy: What?

Kyle: Look at us. The cop and marine biologist.

Barry: I'm sorry. That sounds like a shitty sitcom. The Cop and The Marine Biologist.

Cooper: Hulse, I want you to put a special mike on him tonight, one that isolates everything he plays from the rest of the orchestra. Carson, you link it into the GBLX 1000 computer.

Maddy: The GBLX?

Cooper: Yeah. That thing'll break any code.

Maddy: But that's in control of our entire missile defense system!

Cooper: Honey, will you please - what are the odds of the Russians attacking on a Thursday night?

Maddy: Are you OK? You seem tense.

Richard: Oh, no, no, no, I'm not, I'm not tense. Well, I did pass out today... and got hit in the head by a baseball... and brushed my teeth with shampoo... then butchered Rimsky- Korsakov in front of 1,500 people, and my clothes fell apart. But I'm not *tense*.

Richard: [Looking at Maddy's richly decorated apartment] All this on just a tour guide's salary?

Maddy: I'll let you in on a little secret. My uncle, Burt, owns the company.

[She's talking towards to 2-way mirror, where Cooper and the others are watching]

Cooper: Adorable.

Maddy: [Richard and Maddy are being chased on the subway] Richard, tell me. Are you an agent?

Richard: No! But I used to have an agent.

Maddy: No! No. Do you work for the government? Are you a spy?

Richard: No, of course not. I'm no more a spy than you're spy.

Maddy: Richard... I am a spy.

Richard: You're a spy?

Maddy: Now the absolute proof of creephood: does he come in a friend's car? Oh, come on.

Jennifer: Maddy, Maddy, you came in my car.

Maddy: [smiling] That's different.

Nicole: We forgot to wear our blue.

Maddy: Shit. I forgot to wear anything.

Maddy: Ohmygod you are so obvious!

Maddy: If I told you that I loved you, would you take it the wrong way?

Legs: I'll take it however you want me to.

Maddy: Legs!... Legs!

[running after her on the bridge]

Maddy: where are you going? you dont have to go... stay with us, we're your family.

Legs: You wanna come with me?

[long pause]

Legs: Look, I'm gonna do this ok

[sticks out her thumb]

Legs: and when a car stops you wont even have to think about it you just know and you decide.

[truck stops a few moments later, Legs looks at Maddy with hope]

Maddy: [cries]

Maddy: I'll never forget you!

Legs: [cries, walks toward the truck, clenched a fist and pats her chest] You're in my heart Maddy!

[gets in truck and leaves]

Maddy: Live dangerously. Walk me to class.

Maddy: "Need a little touch-up work" my ass.

Melissa: Hi, I'm Melissa.

Tina: I'm Tina from next door.

Melissa: [snottily] I know!

Russell: Maddy, who's friend is that scuzball dope head?

Melissa: Only the birthday boy's best friend!

Maddy: [grabbing Melissa's necklace] Melissa, those are so pretty. They are absolutely gorgeous. Are they real?

David: [enters kitchen] What a stupid place to put a lamp.

Melissa: There real! On my birthday, my daddy says to me, "Melissa, you are the perfect daughter," and he gives me these and says, "To the best little girl in the whole world!"

Maddy: But then you mustn't hurt me. Because if I hurt my skin, then you hurt the mark and you don't want to do that.