Lumpy Quotes in Pooh's Heffalump Movie (2005)

Roo: Are you sure you're a heffalump?

Lumpy: My mummy says I am.

Roo: Well, if you are a heffalump, then in the name of the Hundred Acre Wood, I capture you!

Lumpy: Okay!

Lumpy: I think I'd better go home now.

Roo: Why?

Lumpy: 'Cause I'm not supposed to go in that part of the woods. Scary things live there.

Roo: Huh? That's where I live. There aren't any scary things there.

Lumpy: Are too. There's a stripy thing that bounces and it goes hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Roo: Whoa! No, no, that's Tigger. You're wrong about him. He's great.

Lumpy: And there's this little pig monster that squeals and shrieks all the time. And it will get you if you don't watch out.

Roo: Oh no.

[giggles]

Roo: You're wrong about Piglet too. He wouldn't hurt a fly.

Lumpy: And then there's that loud thing. He's got long ears. And he yells at everybody.

Roo: Yeah, you're kind of right about Rabbit. But he's okay, once you get to know him.

Roo: Lumpster?

Lumpy: Yeah?

Roo: You're not captured anymore.

Lumpy: Yay!

Roo: I've gotta catch a heffalump.

Lumpy: Oh, really?

[pounces Roo]

Lumpy: You can catch me. I'm a heffalump.

Roo: A heffalump.

Lumpy: [hopping up and down, singsong] Heffalump. Heffalump. That's what I am all right. A heffalump.

Ramsey: I still think you should've gone to the hospital.

Lumpy: Mm-mmm, no, no. No, Duluth is... like umm... two hours away from here. I took a hot shower. I'll be fine.

Ramsey: Well, you look purple and bloated.

Lumpy: I always look bloated.

[pause]

Lumpy: It's okay, it's okay. I work really hard to look this bloated. It's a point of pride for me.

Lumpy: [outside motel in wintery night weather] Let me at least put some clothes on, and I will drive you home.

Ramsey: I can walk.

Lumpy: Get your butt back in the hotel room, or I'm gonna drop this towel!

[sardonically]

Lumpy: You'll be scarred for life.