Rover Dangerfield Quotes in Rover Dangerfield (1991)
Rover Dangerfield Quotes:
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Rover Dangerfield: [after attacking one of the wolves] That one's for the three little pigs!
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Rover Dangerfield: All night I'd sit up and beg, she told me I was too old to beg!
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[about playing fetch]
Rover Dangerfield: He throws a stick, you run and get it, you bring it back and he throws it again! I don't get it! I mean, what's the point?
Raffles: Because it makes them happy and it gives them lots of exercise
Rover Dangerfield: If they want exercise, let them run and get it.
Raffles: So what should I do?
Rover Dangerfield: It's very simple. You do nothing.
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Rover Dangerfield: Where's Flappy?
Queenie: Carmine fired him. He couldn't remember the routines.
Rover Dangerfield: Oh, I saw that coming. Flappy was dumb. Yeah, he used to walk backwards and wag his head. I mean dumb! Carmine taught him to sit, he forgot how to stand! And when Carmine paper-trained him, that was something. He went right on the paper. The only trouble is, Carmine was reading it!
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[after "I'll Never do it on a Christmas Tree" he knocks on the front door, door opens,]
Rover Dangerfield: Hey folks! I'll never dampen your holidays!
[door slams shut]
Rover Dangerfield: No respect. No respect at all.
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Eddie: Boy, that Count's really got class.
Rover Dangerfield: I guess that's my trouble, no class. I looked up my family tree, two dogs were using it!
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Turkey: Let me tell you, I won't be here very long.
Rover Dangerfield: I tell ya, the way I see it, you probably won't be around after Christmas!
Turkey: Well, that would suit me just fine! Well, I might have known: There's absolutely nothing to eat here!
Rover Dangerfield: Yeah? Look in a mirror!
Turkey: Oh... I don't get it.
Rover Dangerfield: Don't worry about it, drumstick. You will!
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