Rover Dangerfield Quotes in Rover Dangerfield (1991)

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Rover Dangerfield Quotes:

  • Rover Dangerfield: [after attacking one of the wolves] That one's for the three little pigs!

  • Rover Dangerfield: All night I'd sit up and beg, she told me I was too old to beg!

  • [about playing fetch]

    Rover Dangerfield: He throws a stick, you run and get it, you bring it back and he throws it again! I don't get it! I mean, what's the point?

    Raffles: Because it makes them happy and it gives them lots of exercise

    Rover Dangerfield: If they want exercise, let them run and get it.

    Raffles: So what should I do?

    Rover Dangerfield: It's very simple. You do nothing.

  • Rover Dangerfield: Where's Flappy?

    Queenie: Carmine fired him. He couldn't remember the routines.

    Rover Dangerfield: Oh, I saw that coming. Flappy was dumb. Yeah, he used to walk backwards and wag his head. I mean dumb! Carmine taught him to sit, he forgot how to stand! And when Carmine paper-trained him, that was something. He went right on the paper. The only trouble is, Carmine was reading it!

  • [after "I'll Never do it on a Christmas Tree" he knocks on the front door, door opens,]

    Rover Dangerfield: Hey folks! I'll never dampen your holidays!

    [door slams shut]

    Rover Dangerfield: No respect. No respect at all.

  • Eddie: Boy, that Count's really got class.

    Rover Dangerfield: I guess that's my trouble, no class. I looked up my family tree, two dogs were using it!

  • Turkey: Let me tell you, I won't be here very long.

    Rover Dangerfield: I tell ya, the way I see it, you probably won't be around after Christmas!

    Turkey: Well, that would suit me just fine! Well, I might have known: There's absolutely nothing to eat here!

    Rover Dangerfield: Yeah? Look in a mirror!

    Turkey: Oh... I don't get it.

    Rover Dangerfield: Don't worry about it, drumstick. You will!

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