Lorena Quotes in Chasing Papi (2003)

Beauty Pageant Judge: [during Beauty Pageant] How would you respond to those who say: a beauty contest such as this does more for the objectification of women, rather than women's rights?

Lorena: I say, what better way to show that a woman can be both beautiful and intelligent? In fact, if chosen, I plan to propose that all beauty contestants are required to take entrance exams.

Miss Mexico: [mumbling] What the hell is she talking about?

Lorena: I have a daughter Steven, you have a dummy.

Bonnie: He would be a great brother.

Lorena: Who? Steven?

Bonnie: No, the dummy.

Fern: Are you Jewish?

Lorena: No, I'm Italian.

Fern: Same thing.