Loan broker Quotes in Moving (1988)

Loan broker: Everything is OK. Your application is fine. But right now, I can't give you any money.

Arlo Pear: When *can* you give us the money?

Loan broker: Mr. Pear, are you a gambling man?

Arlo Pear: No, I'm not!

Loan broker: Well, you are now. Look, I'm gonna level with you people. I just bet a big chunk of the bank's money on Hannah Blue in the 7th at Hallmark Downs.

Arlo Pear: That's embezzlement!

Loan broker: That's right. And that's exactly what I've been doing here for 22 years. But I'll tell ya, this horse can't lose. You'll get your money for the house. This horse has never lost on a wet track.

[over radio]

Race Announcer: I can't *remember* when I've ever seen a track this *dry*.

Loan broker: So, you found your dream house. And right now you're asking First Boise Savings & Loan to give you a mortgage.

Arlo Pear: As you can see, I've had the same job for 15 years.

Loan broker: Well, that's very nice, but it's not enough. I mean, Al Capone had the same job for 30 years.

Monica Pear: But we've never had any problem with credit.

Loan broker: Oh, don't get me wrong. I trust you. We trust all our customers. Why, this bank was *built* on trust. Here. Sign here.

Loan broker: Uh, you gotta get closer. This pen is chained down, you know.