Frank Crawford Quotes in Moving (1988)

Arlo Pear: Frank, remember two years I loaned you my weed whacker? Well since we're moving, I've come to ask for it back.

Frank Crawford: No.

Arlo Pear: It's *our* weed whacker, Frank, the whole family went down to Sears together. So I've come to ask you to give it back.

Frank Crawford: No.

Arlo Pear: Frank, I loaned it to you two years ago to cut yor weeds. You haven't cut shit with the weed whacker! What did you do with it? Keep the weed whacker, Frank! Be happy with it because you have to friends! Nobody wants to talk to you!

Perry: Frank, that you?

Frank Crawford: Edwards, Perry! Well choke my chicken!

Arlo Pear: Maybe we'll send you a plane ticket and you can visit us at Christmas.

Frank Crawford: Good but I won't.

Arlo Pear: [Frank has taken a bite out of an unpeeled banana] Aren't you gonna peel that?

Frank Crawford: I know what's in it.