Lehiff Quotes in Intermission (2003)

Lehiff: You shouldn't have pissed on my leg.

Lehiff: 'Cause when there's something there...

Café Waitress: Some chemistry.

Lehiff: Right! Who knows where the sparks will lead? An' a fella like myself, a stranger could just be a bit of fun in the sack, no more than that. Or, and it's not that crazy, your soul mate, eh?

Café Waitress: Yeah, you've got a point.

Lehiff: On the otherhand, I could just be a thief or something.

Café Waitress: What do you mean?

Lehiff: Some villain, just waiting for my chance to

[punches her]

Lehiff: smack your jaw and rob the register while the place is empty.

[jumps counter, robs register]

Lehiff: But this is the thing of it, see. You just never know...

[gardai walk in]

Lehiff: what's gonna happen.

Lehiff: Flat-footed, fat fucking faggot.

Lehiff: You scummy fuck!

Lehiff: Don't want sugar. Got any brown sauce?

Lehiff: That's fucking delish, man!