Lardbutt Quotes in Wizards (1977)

Hawk: Hey, c'mon Lardbottom, get up. Blackwulf's callin'.

Lardbutt: I don't wanna go.

Hawk: Hey, when Blackwulf calls, we go.

Lardbutt: I don't wanna fight any more...

Hawk: Ya gotta!

Lardbutt: I don't wanna hurt things any more!

Hawk: Hey... you're so stupid...

Lardbutt: [jumps up] Listen, Hawk, I ain't stupid; Just listen! Y'know what I mean, trees, birds, butterflies? Everything's got a right to live! Y'know what I mean?

Hawk: Hey... hey... waitaminnit...

Lardbutt: Everything... everything's got a right to live... the butterflies... Why can't...

Hawk: [kicks Lardbutt to get his attention] Blackwulf's got a secret weapon that makes us invincible. We can't lose.

Lardbutt: [shoulders weapon, tramples Hawk] Right, left, right, left, right...