Lalit Verma Quotes in Monsoon Wedding (2001)

Lalit Verma: These are my children, and I will protect them from myself even if I have to.

Lalit Verma: [on the phone] Dubeyji? It's Lalit Verma, who else? Very kind of you to answer.

Lalit Verma: Computer engineers are India's biggest export.

Lalit Verma: Tej, you would like a cigar?

Tej Puri: Thanks, I've given up.

Lalit Verma: America makes everyone give up smoking.

P.K. Dubey: The Peacocks are not dancing. It will not rain.

Lalit Verma: The Peacocks are not dancing? It will not rain? Have you smoked Ganja?

[repeated line]

Lalit Verma: You idiot!