Dinger Quotes in Dream a Little Dream (1989)

Bobby Keller: [Coleman as Bobby] Uh, you're Dinger, right?

Dinger: Rigggght. Me Dinger, you Bobby. Me look cool; you look like shit, pal. It's okay, though. It's okay. We'll make it a fashion statement.

[first lines]

Bobby Keller: Dinger! Dinger, wake up for a minute. I gotta talk to you, Buddy.

Dinger: Bobby, I'm asleep. I'm sound asleep, Bobby. I'm dreaming. Apache women. Mai-taih's. Vannah White and a whip.

Bobby Keller: I'm in love.

Dinger: That could be a problem.

Bobby Keller: I don't think you understand.

Dinger: No, no, I do understand. I really do. Which hand is it this week PAL?

Dinger: You know, why does everything you have to say... You know, why does it have to revolve around sex? Why? Why are you so perverted?

Bobby Keller: "Heh" - that's the way I laugh. You know - "Heh!"

Dinger: What the Hell is "Heh?" Why can't you laugh like a man?

Dinger: [sitting alone in Joel's car, waiting] Wow... shit's gotten weird. Me, Dinger - this unbelievably-looking guy - is sitting out here, freezing my ass off in some butt-ugly red Mustang. Well, now I have ample time?

[looks down at wrist]

Dinger: I don't have a watch, I never had a watch. Why did I look at my wrist? At the dance. Dancing perfectly. With a hot chick. She wanted me. I know she wanted me. Well, every girl wants me. I should be in Hawaii drinking a piña colada, looking at some Hawaii chick. "Hello, honey."

Dinger: That's right. Messin' with Rambo's little brother. That's right. Woo-hoo, dust, pal. Dust. First mistake.

Dinger: Hey, buddy, school's that way. Yonder!

Dinger: You mean "dumb-ass." It might be a foreign object, but it ain't in French, dude.

Dinger: Wow, I always thought SAT meant Saturday Afternoon Test. What is up?

Dinger: Why am I running? I have... a broken... leg.

Dinger: [playing an air guitar against his cane] Dyeh dyiroo-dyeh dyeh!

Bobby Keller: Ohhhh, our life is tough.

Dinger: Dyeh dyiroo dyeh dyeh!

Bobby Keller: Money never seems to be enough.

Dinger: Dyeh dyeh, dyeh dyeh!

Bobby Keller: And if I could have, oh, just one thing...

Dinger: Byeh, Byiroo-dyeh dyeh! Holy God, I wish you can sing.

Dinger: No, no keep going. Now, ge... gimme... gimme more than that.

Bobby Keller: I'm flunking every grade in school.

Dinger: Marvelous, so am I.

Bobby Keller: Penniless.

Dinger: Gimme something better than that.

Bobby Keller: Okay, uh... my parents don't even talk to me.

Dinger: Yeah, well at least your mom didn't run over your leg in her Volvo, right? Mine did.

Bobby Keller: Yeah, but see my mom doesn't go into spazticated seizures every once and again.

Dinger: That's rude, mister.

Dinger: Bobby, you know Joel's gonna find out about you and Lainie Monday morning at school. I-I-I tried to warn ya, but did you listen? No.

Bobby Keller: [Coleman as Bobby] Yeah. Well, hopefully I won't be in school Monday.

Dinger: That's a real good idea, pal. Real good. Bobby, let me ask you a question. Do you really honestly know what you're doing? No, no. Wait, wait, wait. Forget I asked. You obviously don't. You keep proving it to me.

Bobby Keller: [Coleman as Bobby, putting his arm around him] Listen Dinger, I-I just want to say that, you know, I-I-I appreciate us being friends and everything, and-and-and you helped me through this.

Dinger: I got it. You want money. That's what you want, right? Money.

Bobby Keller: [Coleman as Bobby] No. No, not at all. I just... I just wanted to-to let you know that I appreciate you being my friend.

Dinger: Bobby?

Bobby Keller: [Coleman as Bobby] Yeah?

Dinger: Dude, you turning fag on me or what? What's happening?

Coleman Ettinger: Stay off the grass! Look what you're doing to my lawn!

Dinger: Oh, you don't have to thank us, sir. It was our pleasure.

Coleman Ettinger: Thanking you never entered my mind.

Joel: What're you guys doin' in, uh, Dorkville?

Dinger: Wow, speak of the Devil.

Joel: What d'you mean by that, Dinger?

Dinger: Nothing. Me and Bobby were just talking about evil things and you guys happened to show up. Nothing at all.

Joel: I'm not in the mood for this shit, Dinger.

Gus Keller: Dingle! Go after him!

Dinger: I can't, sir! I have a broken leg!

Gus Keller: Will you move!

Dinger: You're in love with Lainie? Lainie? Lainie Diamond? I can't believe what I'm hearing here, Bobby! Are we talking about Joel's Lainie? Hold on, are we atlking about Lainie the one that looks great in a leotard Lainie? Yeah, great, she looks fabulous in a leotard! She's Joel's! Have you any idea who Joel is? Joel? Psycho Joel? Joel's gonna kill me. Joel's gonna walk in here and kill both of us at the same time!

Dinger: [At a group meeting, night before contest] Look at you guy's... You all look like Lindsay Lohan without a beer!

Dinger: [Talking to Pammy] European men will no longer be allowed to wear Speedos on the beach... Thank God! Because if I see another banana hammock around here, I will never eat fruit again!