Lafayette Quotes in The AristoCats (1970)

Napoleon: Lafayette! Lafayette, listen.

Lafayette: Oh, shucks, Napoleon. That ain't nothin' more but a little ol' cricket bug.

Napoleon: It's squeaky shoes approachin'.

Lafayette: Oh, cricket bugs don't wear shoes.

Napoleon: Hush your mouth! Let's see. They're Oxford shoes, size nine and a half. Hole in the left sole, it sounds like.

Lafayette: What color are they?

Napoleon: Why, they're black... Ah, now how would I know that?

Napoleon: It's a motorcycle. Two cylinder. Chain drive. One squeaky wheel, on the front, it sounds like. Now you go for the tires, and I'll go right for the seat of the problem.

Lafayette: How come you always grab the tender part for yourself?

Napoleon: 'Cause I outrank you, that's why. Now, stop beatin' your gums and sound the attack.

[Lafayette barks]

Napoleon: No, that's mess call.

Lafayette: Made a mess of it, huh?

Napoleon: You can be replaced, you know.

Lafayette: Okay, let's charge!

Napoleon: Wait a minute. I'm the leader! I'm the one that says when we go.

[pause]

Napoleon: Here we go. Charge!

[last lines]

Lafayette: Hey, Napoleon. That sounds like the end.

Napoleon: Wait a minute. I'm the leader, I say when it's the end.

[the title "The End" bumps into Napoleon's head]

Napoleon: It's the end.

Napoleon: Now the squeaking has stopped.

Lafayette: I still say it was a little ol' cricket bug.

Napoleon: Wait a minute. I'm the leader. I decide what it was.

[pause]

Napoleon: It was a little ol' cricket bug.

[Edgar tries to grab his hat from off of Napoleon's head, but it lands on Lafayette]

Napoleon: [grabbing the hat] That's *my* hat! I'm the leader!

[puts it back on his head]

Lafayette: Well, shoot fire! Don't get sore at me! I ain't done nothing!

Napoleon: Where's my hat? Where? And somebody stole my bumbershoot!

Lafayette: Well, where's my beddy-bye basket?

Napoleon: And whoever it is, is gonna get it and get it good!

Lafayette: And this time, *I* get the tender part.

Napoleon: Hush your mouth! Now come on!