Kelly Robinson Quotes in I Spy (2002)

Kelly Robinson: Hey, what's this? It looks like a sock.

Alexander Scott: It's a secret spy mask, put it on.

Kelly Robinson: [Kelly puts it on]

Kelly Robinson: Hey man, this is a sock!

Rachel: I'm with B.N.S.

Kelly Robinson: Yeah, what's B.N.S. stand for? Bitch that Needs some Slapping?

Hungarian Cop: [in Hungurian] Hands up! What's going on here?

Alexander Scott: [in Hungurian about Kelly] The black guy! The black guy mugged me!

Hungarian Cop: [tells Kelly in Hungurian to put his hands up]

Kelly Robinson: I'd like to file a complaint! Wait!

[being put into handcuffs]

Kelly Robinson: Why am I being arrested? Why am I the only one getting arrested? This is bullshit! He kicked me, too! He kicked me in my nuts!

[being put into police van]

Kelly Robinson: Why am I getting arrested if I got kicked in my nuts! How come you just arresting the black man? My nuts was kicked!

Kelly Robinson: Kelly Robinson.

Alexander Scott: Are you going to be referring to yourself in the third person, the whole time? Because that can get a little irritating.

Kelly Robinson: I put this in my eye?

Alexander Scott: I got the camera in my eye.

Alexander Scott: Did you see that? That was a big explosion.

Kelly Robinson: Damn!

[after jumping from a building onto a catering tent to escape from bad guys]

Kelly Robinson: Hey! That wasn't so bad!

Alexander Scott: Yeah! Are your legs numb?

Kelly Robinson: He's a bad guy, right?

Alexander Scott: I don't know. People are flip-flopping so much I lost track.

Kelly Robinson: [they're running away after a mission gone wrong because of Kelly] You know, I was born semi-pyschic, and I had a bad hunch something was gonna happen in that room.

Alexander Scott: Then, why did you go into the room?

Kelly Robinson: I'm only semi-pyschic! I ain't Miss Cleo!

Kelly Robinson: Hey, what's in that bag.

Alexander Scott: Spy stuff.

Kelly Robinson: What you doing hanging from the ceiling like that? What you doing?

Alexander Scott: No, don't walk in here.

Kelly Robinson: Let me tell you something man, you ain't gonna be telling me what to do all the time. I'm Kelly Robinson, don't talk to me like that.

[walks into a infra red security system]

Kelly Robinson: Oh, shit.

Alexander Scott: Oh, my gosh.

Kelly Robinson: Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

Kelly Robinson: [to Alex] Hey, come on now. Hey, come on now. Let me at least see the goods.

Kelly Robinson: [to Alex] Let me show you something a little Kelly Robinson style. Hold on, here we go!

Kelly Robinson: Hey, I can see you, and me, and you, and... oh, I like this!