Kassandra Quotes in Warlock (1989)

Giles Redferne: [admonishing Kassandra after stopping her crashing the car] Let your attention lie before you, not beside you.

Kassandra: Check this! Some guy from the seventeenth century telling ME how to drive. How quick they learn!

[Kassandra has aged 20 years in a day after being cursed by the Warlock]

Kassandra: Why couldn't he just kill me? Nothing could be worse than this!

Giles Redferne: His very thought.

Pastor: Can I ask what your interest is in finding such a book?

Giles Redferne: Our interest lies in stopping those who would see all good falter. It lies in stopping the powers of misrule from coming of age. It lies in finding that damned book, and thwarting a vile beast of a man who shall not rest until God himself is thrown down, and all of creation becomes Satan's black hell-besmeared farting hole!

Kassandra: You asked.

Kassandra: [Having been told the Warlock's true goal] He scares the crap out of me... and he KNOWS it.

Giles Redferne: I'll not let him harm you.

Kassandra: Next time there won't be any spells, no hexes, no potions. Next time, he's gonna kill me.

Giles Redferne: I'll not let him harm you.

[He holds out Kassandra's car keys]

Cop: ...Let me give you some advice - get away from this house.

Kassandra: You got a watch?

Cop: Yeah.

Kassandra: Time me.

Kassandra: [upon finding herself cursed with sudden aging] Twenty fuckin' years and not one party. What a total ass burr!

Giles Redferne: The alter table, he broked it?

Kassandra: Yeah, he "broked" it.

Kassandra: [when they find Giles' coffin in 1989] At least you didn't have to open it. You didn't have to stare at your putrefied corpse, or anything.

Kassandra: [to Giles] Not a local product, are ya?

Giles Redferne: Of all ingredients used by a witch, the most coveted is human fat. If that fat is cut from an unbaptized male child, there is but one purpose - one thing is will beget.

Kassandra: I'm listening.

Giles Redferne: Flying potion.

Giles Redferne: The warlock holds two parts of the book. This much he confessed. Know you what happens should he gain all three?

Kassandra: I don't want to know. I don't.

Giles Redferne: Hidden within that book is the name of God, the lost name of God.

Kassandra: The lost name of... Huh-uh, I don't wanna hear this.

Giles Redferne: 'Tis the name invoked during creation. Witches charge that should this name, this true name of God, be uttered back to front...

Kassandra: I'm not listening.

Giles Redferne: Should this name be uttered in reverse...

Kassandra: [fingers in ears] Blah, blah, bah, blah, blah!

Giles Redferne: ...all creation will undo. 'Twill reverse.