Warlock Quotes in Warlock (1989)

[the Channeler is faking the channeling of a spirit for the Warlock]

Channeler: I have come - Zamiel. Ask... me... what... you... will.

Warlock: I would ask that we wait.

Channeler: For... what... do... we... wait?

Warlock: For the true Zamiel to appear.

Warlock: [placing a hex on Kassandra] Tout, Tout, through and about; your callow life in dismay. Rentum, Osculum, Tormentum: a decade twice over a day.

Giles Redferne: So, you fear me.

Warlock: 'Tis I who others fear.

Giles Redferne: Not you, the magic.

[upon meeting Redferne in the present day]

Warlock: Of all the curiosities here I've seen, none have surprised me more than this.

Little Boy: You tellin' me you're a witch? You ain't no witch! Witches are girls!

Warlock: Some are men.

Little Boy: Yeah? So where's your broomstick?

Warlock: You hail spirits, do you not?

Channeler: Yes... I channel them. Were you, uh, at the session?

Warlock: Then channel me a spirit.

Warlock: How comes it that you have brought me here?

Channeler: [possessed by Zamiel] Bring together that which has been thirded. Bring together my bible.

Warlock: The Grand Grimoire, here? Now?

Warlock: She lunches every day in the cafeteria, invariably alone. Sometimes after lunch she goes to the Central Park Zoo and sketches lions for half an hour. Only lions, for God's sake! She never speaks to anybody, except a couple of the black girls in life class. They look at her sketches and she looks at theirs. Sorry old man, it's not very much to go on.

The Whore: It's quite a lot.

Warlock: [while knitting... ] Rudolph says he's in love with me. He claims that I'm the only one he's been in love with since Polakov, and talking about their affair makes him weep. He wants me to leave the professor and move in with him. I told him it wouldn't be wise to break off so suddenly but that I would find a way soon. I'm knitting these bed socks for him.

Augusto: Do not give him the stone. He is E-vil!

Warlock: Ah, so you really are psychic?

Warlock: [first line of his resurrection] Won't you give your boy a kiss, Mother?

Warlock: I'm not a *man*, I am a witch.

Warlock: Picasso. Definitely Picasso.

Warlock: When I look at a fool, I see a mirror... But when I look in a mirror, I see a fool!

Warlock: Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the scaredest one of all?