Josie McCoy Quotes in Josie and the Pussycats (2001)

Josie McCoy: If I could go back in time and change everything back, I would!

Melody: That's really cool. If I could go back in time, I would want to meet Snoopy.

[their thoughts]

Josie McCoy: Look at them all staring at us. They think I shouldn't be here. That's totally what they're thinking.

Valerie: Look at them all staring at Josie. They think we shouldn't be here. That's totally what they're thinking.

Melody: [in song] If you're happy and you know it then you really ought to show it. If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!

[clap! clap!]

Laughing Girl: Look! Skanky had a rock show, and nobody came.

Josie McCoy: Did you all coordinate before you left the house, or are you just wearing the same thing by accident?

Laughing Girl: At least we're not wearing stupid bunny ears.

Melody: They're not bunny, they're leopard. And they're not stupid, they're special. We're special.

Laughing Girl: Yeah... special ed.

Josie McCoy: Puppies, turn into dogs, who get get old and DIE!

Josie McCoy: [Alexander runs in girl's bathroom with the girls to talk about the band] Alexander!

Alexander Cabot: What? If we're having a meeting, I should be here.

Josie McCoy: It's a ladies room!

Alexander Cabot: Yeah, you know, nothin' I haven't seen before!

Valerie: [Searches her jacket] You know, does anyone have change for a tampon?

Alexander Cabot: I'll be outside.

[Runs out, Val slams the door in his face]

Josie McCoy: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when the going gets tough...

Melody: The tough make lemonade!

Melody: I think when somebody said, "This is the life," this is what they were talking about.

Valerie: Private Plane!

Josie McCoy: Record deal!

Melody: Coasters!

Josie McCoy: It's cool if you like it, it's okay if you don't, just decide for yourselves.

Josie McCoy: Oh my god. I'm a trend pimp!

Josie McCoy: I'm nobody's pimp!

Fiona: How much do you weigh, Josie?

Josie McCoy: Um... 118?

Fiona: Ha! 115! I'm three pounds lighter then you! It's okay, though. I think you look great.

[Lisping]

Fiona: Tho pretty and popular.

Josie McCoy: Jerkin! Tretorns are the new Adidas!

Alexandra Cabot: You guys know he's lying, right?

Josie McCoy: You know your fly's open?

[Valerie laughs hysterically as Alexandra attempts to pull the zipper up]

Alexandra Cabot: Well, you know you... suck?

Josie McCoy: [Running into her hotel room to find just Alexandra and Alexander in it. Alexander is surrounded by a pile of "Red Bull" energy drink cans] Val?

Alexander Cabot: [Totally caffeined up to the nines] Whoa! The return of the superstar!

Josie McCoy: What's going on? And where are Mel and Val?

Alexandra Cabot: Since when do you care. Oh, we heard what you said, Bitchy McBitch. Wish I'd said it.

Alexander Cabot: They're gone, Josie! They're gone! And I hope you're happy. No more band! Just like The Beatles, just like the Jackson Five, just like A Flock of Seagulls! Caw!

Alexander Cabot: [He picks up a can of "Red Bull"]

Alexander Cabot: These are so good. You want one of these?

Josie McCoy: What are you gonna do? Kill me with the guitar?

Melody: That's so romantic!

Josie McCoy: Yeah... in a creepy, ironic sorta way!

Josie McCoy: I swear on my bus pass?

Melody: I swear on my bus pass!

Valerie: I swear on my bus pass!