Alexandra Cabot Quotes in Josie and the Pussycats (2001)

Alexander Cabot: You know what? I still don't understand why you're here.

Alexandra Cabot: I'm here because I was in the comic book.

Alexander Cabot: What?

Alexandra Cabot: Nothing.

Alexandra Cabot: Unlike you bunch of whackjobs, I am perfect just the way I am.

Agent Kelly: Holy shit! That girl has a skunk on her head!

[Alexandra covers her hair]

Agent Kelly: Oh, that's just your hair. Sorry, but that's messed up.

Alexandra Cabot: Oh my God, that's Mr. Moviephone! How did you get him to put that on there?

[Gasps]

Alexandra Cabot: You slept with him!

Alexandra Cabot: So, what's the moral of the story here - freaks should date other freaks?

Alexander Cabot: No, I think the moral of the story here is you should be happy with who you are. This whole time we've been spending money on expensive clothes to impress people. Never made me happy. No! Happ - -Oh, my gosh.Happiness is on the inside! I'm not this.

[Takes off his jacket and shakes it]

Alexander Cabot: I'm not what I wear. I'm not what I wear!

Alexander Cabot: [Starts removing the rest of his expensive clothes] You should think about this.

Alexandra Cabot: You guys know he's lying, right?

Josie McCoy: You know your fly's open?

[Valerie laughs hysterically as Alexandra attempts to pull the zipper up]

Alexandra Cabot: Well, you know you... suck?

Melody: Hello Alexandra, have you lost weight?

Alexandra Cabot: Bite me Bambi.

Alexandra Cabot: [using a fake English accent] I used to summer on the continent. Fancy a snog?

Wyatt: Fancy a mint?

Josie McCoy: [Running into her hotel room to find just Alexandra and Alexander in it. Alexander is surrounded by a pile of "Red Bull" energy drink cans] Val?

Alexander Cabot: [Totally caffeined up to the nines] Whoa! The return of the superstar!

Josie McCoy: What's going on? And where are Mel and Val?

Alexandra Cabot: Since when do you care. Oh, we heard what you said, Bitchy McBitch. Wish I'd said it.

Alexander Cabot: They're gone, Josie! They're gone! And I hope you're happy. No more band! Just like The Beatles, just like the Jackson Five, just like A Flock of Seagulls! Caw!

Alexander Cabot: [He picks up a can of "Red Bull"]

Alexander Cabot: These are so good. You want one of these?