José Luis Torrente Quotes in Torrente 2: Misión en Marbella (2001)

Mauricio Torrente: What's wrong? Are you sad?

José Luis Torrente: No... Women.

Mauricio Torrente: Women?

José Luis Torrente: Yeah, women. They're all... They're all bitches. Except my mom, of course.

Mauricio Torrente: No, son, no. Your mom as well.

[Mauricio shows the picture of Torrente's mother in his wallet]

José Luis Torrente: But... How did you get this? Why?

Mauricio Torrente: Because... Because... Because I'm your father.

José Luis Torrente: No, that's impossible.

[subtitled version]

[first lines]

José Luis Torrente: I got to the Costa del Sol about 3 years ago. I had some cash set aside, and after dedicating my life to law enforcement, I moved to Marbella to take some time off for myself.

[subtitled version]

[last lines]

José Luis Torrente: Cuco, let's go!

[subtitled version]

[in a car, during a surveillance operation]

José Luis Torrente: This is the hardest part of being an investigator. The waiting, so long and boring, like a Sunday without soccer... Let's jerk each other off.

Cuco: [unbaffled] With our hands or mouths?

José Luis Torrente: What? You're a freak. You pig. "Mouths"!

[after a pause, intrigued]

José Luis Torrente: Can you reach?

[Cuco nods]

José Luis Torrente: Show me.

[subtitled version]

José Luis Torrente: Well, I really like you. You're really hot. And... if you wanna come with me to a party or out for drinks... Would you like to go out with me?

Bella cantante: Look, listen up. If it meant my family would get chopped into pieces, and the end of the human race as we know it, I still would never go out with you.

José Luis Torrente: Is that a "no"?