Cuco Quotes in Torrente 2: Misión en Marbella (2001)

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[in a car, during a surveillance operation]

José Luis Torrente: This is the hardest part of being an investigator. The waiting, so long and boring, like a Sunday without soccer... Let's jerk each other off.

Cuco: [unbaffled] With our hands or mouths?

José Luis Torrente: What? You're a freak. You pig. "Mouths"!

[after a pause, intrigued]

José Luis Torrente: Can you reach?

[Cuco nods]

José Luis Torrente: Show me.