Joost Quotes in Thick as Thieves (2009)

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Joost Quotes:

  • [First Line]

    [In Flemish with subtitles]

    Joost: The Russians think they own the world now.

  • Joost: I tried to quit once. But then I thought, "Why?" My grandmother, she drank and she smoked her entire life, and she lived to be 103 years old. Now what does that tell you?

    Sarah: It tells me that everyone who is trying to quit something always has an ancient relative they use as an example of why not to quit.

    Joost: I suppose that make me into a cliché, then.

    Sarah: You said it.

  • Joost: [Tom & Joost walk into town, Tom passing Sarah, seated, & Joost stops to introduce himself] Hi. I'm Joost, from Amsterdam

    Sarah: Dutch, eh? Got any drugs?

    Joost: [shouts ahead to Tom] I love this woman!

    Tom: It wears off quickly, I promise you

    Joost: [to Sarah] What are you looking for?

    Sarah: Something to help me sleep. I've been having trouble, the last few weeks

    Joost: I have some Ambien... or perhaps you'd prefer something stronger?

    Sarah: [shouts ahead to Tom] I love this man!

    Tom: It wears off quickly, I promise you

  • Joost: Would you like to try some of this?

    [offering Jack, who has complained of writer's block, a hand-roll of marijuana, tobacco, hashish, or some combination thereof]

    Joost: It's Turkish; I hear it's good for writer's block.

  • Joost: What, you can do this on a bike? Why the hell are we walking? Oh that's ridiculous man.

  • Joost: I bought same liquor. Orujo. It's from Galicia. It's made of eighteen different herbs, and so secret that has to be squeezed by blind monks.

  • Joost: I needed a new suit anyway.

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