Albain Quotes in Capricorn One (1977)

Robert Caulfield: Mr Albaine, how much do you charge to dust a field?

Albain: Twenty five dollars.

Robert Caulfield: I'd like to hire your plane.

Albain: That'll be a hundred dollars.

Robert Caulfield: You said you charged twenty five?

Albain: Twenty five dollars to dust a field, but you ain't got no field because you ain't no farmer, which means you ain't poor and I think you're a pervert!

Robert Caulfield: Okay, one hundred.

Albain: One hundred and twenty five.

Robert Caulfield: What?

Albain: Because you said yes to a hundred too quick, which means you can afford a hundred and twenty five.

Albain: [repeated line to Caulfield] Keep your *god damn* head down!

Robert Caulfield: You in charge here?

Albain: See that sign there?

Robert Caulfield: Yes.

Albain: Well, read it.

Robert Caulfield: I did.

Albain: Out loud.

Robert Caulfield: A&A Crop Dusting Service.

Albain: You wanna know who I am?

Robert Caulfield: I bet you're one of the A's.

Albain: But which one? I bet you can't answer that question, smartass.

Robert Caulfield: The first one.

Albain: Wrong.

Robert Caulfield: Can I have one more guess?

Albain: You got it.

Robert Caulfield: The second one.

Albain: Wrong. I'm both of them. My name is AlBaine. Now, I got a son. You know, the other A was for him but he don't like to fly. He became a lawyer. I think he's a pervert so I took the A away from him. You want to speak to someone in charge, you're speaking to the both of them.

Robert Caulfield: My name is Caulfield.

Albain: Hey, I can't help that.

Albain: Now what the hell is your friend doing here?

Robert Caulfield: He's lost.

Albain: He robbed a bank or something?

Robert Caulfield: No.

Albain: Well, I get a third.

Robert Caulfield: What?

Albain: We find him, I get a third of the loot. Now keep your goddamn head down.

Albain: [after killing helicopter pilots] Perverts!

[Turns to Caulfield]

Albain: Remember I get half.