Jojo Jordan Quotes in Too Many Girls (1940)

Jojo Jordan: Well, I'm not exactly wonderful, but I'm awfully attractive in a dynamic sort of way.

Clint Kelly: But I haven't got a band!

Jojo Jordan: [referring to D. Arnaz] With the possible exception of one or two of us, who has ?

Jojo Jordan: We also have with us tonight, Yale's famous cross-country punter and safety man, Al...

Manuelito Lynch: Terwilliger!

[Rushes over to shake Terwilliger's hand]

Manuelito Lynch: Well, hey, I was reading you knocked down more passes than anyone in America.

Jojo Jordan: No, Manuelito, he's second.

Al Terwilliger: Who's first?

Jojo Jordan: Ginger Rogers.

Al Terwilliger: Say, how do you like that beanie system they have around here?

Manuelito Lynch: We solved the mystery. Didn't we, Al?

Jojo Jordan: Oh, I thought those were Freshmen caps.

Al Terwilliger: No, when a girl at this college wears a beanie, it's to warn everybody that she's, eh, well, she's, eh...

Jojo Jordan: Well, she's a what?

Manuelito Lynch: Well, eh, its a rather delicate thing to say. She doesn't - eh - neck!

Clint Kelly: You know, the 50 yard line is right on the Mexican border. Our team never seems to cross it.

Jojo Jordan: They're waiting for passports.

Jojo Jordan: Manuelito! He's playing!

Clint Kelly: I might of known he'd pull something like this - with all those corn-fed señorita's looking on.

Jojo Jordan: Maybe we ought to try a pass? First play.

Clint Kelly: Oh, no! We shouldn't do that until we know them better.

Al Terwilliger: What are you talking about?

Clint Kelly: You've got to romance them first.

Jojo Jordan: Romance? The Tennessee team?

Clint Kelly: Oh, you're talking about football!

Clint Kelly: About that game tomorrow, I'm afraid we're not going to be in uniform.

Jojo Jordan: We're turning in our suits.

Pepe: You mean you're going to play in the nude?

Jojo Jordan: I don't relish the idea of running in and out of the cacti with a pos-se after me.